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"It’s the Most Fattening Time of the Year"

Thursday, December 09, 2010

It’s the Most Fattening Time of the Year
(To the tune of “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year”)
Copyright (lyrics only) 2006 Christy Goerbig

It’s the most fattening time of the year!
All the pies and the pastry and cookies so tasty
Go right to my rear!
It’s the most fattening time of the year!

It’s the weight-gaining-est season of all!
When the social engagements make calorie containment
And willpower fall!
It’s the weight-gaining-est season of all!

There’ll be turkey and dressing and after the blessing
We’ll eat till we can’t hold no more.
We’ll have crackers and dips, appetizers and chips,
Till we no longer fit through the door!

It’s the tub-tubbiest season, by far!
And I wish I was able to sidestep the table
And bypass the bar!
It’s the tub-tubbiest season, by far!

If I wired my jaws and I handcuffed my paws
Maybe I wouldn’t gain any weight.
But I never would last through a holiday fast
So I might as well load up a plate!

It’s the most fattening time of the year!
Lots of goodies in reach and there’s nothing “South Beach”
About anything here!
It’s the most fattening time…
It’s the weight-gaining-est time…
It’s the most fattening time of the year!!!
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  • PINKGRANNY
    I love it! Good thing for me to keep in myind too.
    3881 days ago
  • RACING4ME
    And that would be another reason for red hat:):)

    LOVE ya!
    T
    3882 days ago
  • MAREANNIE
    LOL! emoticon Very cute!
    I am determined not to gain even one pound this Holiday Season!! Good Luck to you! emoticon
    3882 days ago
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