NEW TSA possible slogans
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Ok, so I'm trying to deal with life by using humor. It's a good way!
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants!
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly!
We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'.
You 'were' a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS.