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Exercise Keeps Your Mind Sharp

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. ~Cher

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. ~Edward Stanley

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. ~Joan Welsh

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ~Joey Adams

Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical physical exercise save it and preserve it. ~Plato

The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! ~Author Unknown

Movement is a medicine for creating change in a person's physical, emotional, and mental states. ~Carol Welch

The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." ~Rita Rudner

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise. ~A.A. Milne

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. ~Chauncey Depew, also sometimes attributed in slightly different wording to Mark Twain

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. ~Ellen DeGeneres

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. ~Phyllis Diller

Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. ~Author Unknown

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. ~Author Unknown

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. ~Alec Yuill Thornton

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem. ~Chris Adams

If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor. ~Christiaan Barnard

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. ~Mark Twain

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. ~Robert M. Hutchins
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  • MORTICIAADDAMS
    Some really good ones.
    3173 days ago
  • TLCFME
    Great blog. I enjoyed it esp Ellen and buns of cinnamon. lol.

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    3174 days ago
  • EGRAMMY
    emoticon Lack of activity destroys the good condition of every human being, while movement and methodical physical exercise save it and preserve it. ~Plato

    Do people not learn from history?

    Thanks for sharing.
    3174 days ago
  • KATHYS1944
    All great quotes but my favorite is #1:

    If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown

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    3174 days ago
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