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Go Green with Veggies

Saturday, November 06, 2010

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ~Fran Lebowitz

I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians. ~Pat McNelis

Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually gas. ~Roseanne, "Don't Make Me Over," May 1992, spoken by character Dan Conner

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. ~Author Unknown

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. ~Lewis Grizzard

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~Will Rogers

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ~Mark Twain

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. ~Jim Davis

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis
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