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Grandma's Rule

Friday, August 06, 2010

This is a joke going the rounds on e-mail.

I was out walking with my Grandson.

He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth.
I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that. "Why" my
Grandson asked.

"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Grandma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly and said to him. "All Grandmas know stuff. It's on
the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently
pondering this new information.

"Oh....I get it!", he beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be
the Grandpa".

"Exactly", I replied with a big smile on my face.

When you're finished laughing, send this to another Grandma!!

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    I have seen this, great stuff. I had a real life incident, involving my MIL and one of her 3 year old granddaughters. She was at the kitchen sink, and was fixing a salad, and dropped a piece of lettuce on the floor. Jodie, the 3yr old went to pick it up, and Grandma said, No no, that has little parasites all over it now, not good to eat. Jodie then raced to Grandpa, and let him know there were little "parachutes" all over his salad.
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    Now THAT'S a good one! emoticon
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    Thank you for a Friday afternoon giggle.
    2843 days ago
    What a funny, wonderful, and so true story!!! Thank you for sharing this.
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