What do you when your favorite pants get too big?
Not necessarily saying that you're skinny as a twig,
But that there's extra room that wasn't there before
Even though they fit great last week, you're sure
They're the favorite because they fit way back when
Despite the muffin top and double chin
They fit and buttoned and you felt great
They never asked about what you were eating or your weight
They're your favorite, always there in your hour of need--
In good times and bad--they are a true friend indeed!
Always fitting, never shrinking, but now the opposite's true
So what is a Done Girl supposed to do?
And now, they're a bit loose and you know they'll get looser still
Because you're using SP and where there's a way, there's a will
The weight will leave, as you eat like a human and not like a pig
But what DO you do when your favorite pants get too big?