If We Had Children...

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

(preface: I have two normal, highly-productive adult children with successful lives.)

My 3rd husband and I tonight, goofing off with the poodles and generally being hysterical with each other as per usual.

Me: "You know, if we had children, we couldn't act like this."

Him: "If we had children, they wouldn't let us keep 'em, prolly."

I guess that's why Jesus made Poodles.
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    3336 days ago
    You will never have to pay college tuition for your poodles!
    3337 days ago
    I'm way better with my dog than I would have been with a human child.
    3337 days ago
    Dogs never take the car out and wreck it.

    You never have to have those embarrassing discussions about birth control with dogs.

    Dogs don't sulk if they don't get expensive electronic devices for Christmas.

    When you say, "No!" they don't come back with the line, "But all the other dogs get to do it!"

    There are never any arguments with a dog over the tv remote.

    Dogs will eat the same thing night after night and be grateful that they were fed.


    How can you NOT love dogs??

    3337 days ago
    For the record: both human children feel the canine siblings were WAAAAAAAYYYYYYY more spoiled than WE ever were!!!!!!!!!

    3337 days ago
    You guys are hilarious! Hubby & I have three 'furkids' ourselves and refer to each other as Mommy Dog & Daddy Dog...not in public, of course. LOL
    3337 days ago
    That cracks me up. I feel like that sometimes!
    3337 days ago
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