Wii are not amused
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
(I have started my own personal blog, but I figure I can also post the same blogs here....sorry if you follow both blogs and get a repeat)
Steve and I bought a Wii back in Oct ’09. We got the WII fit also, which I love. So much to do, it’s fun, it keeps track of your weight and all that good stuff, but….that wench of a computer girl is pissing me off.
First, whenever I step on the board she says “Oh….” like it hurts her or something. I know what she really wants to say is “Hey fat ass, come back when you are alone!” Then when I do the weigh in and the scale goes FLYING up, she’s so cheery when she says “That’s OBESE!!!”
Yes lady, I know that I’m big! I don’t need your little attitude to make it even worse. I usually tell her to suck it and that helps.
All in all though, I do love the Wii. I’m making it my goal to use it at least 5 times a week. I can barely do any of the yoga moves and the dog gets upset when I’m kicking around, but it’s all about persistence, yes? I think it’s a great way to exercise and have fun, as long as you don’t hurt yourself or throw the remote at the tv screen.
I wonder what the little wench will say once I get below “obese?” Will it just be “That’s FAT!” Or maybe it’ll be something more like “Wow, you actually manage to lose some of that weight? Now it’s not quite as painful when you step on my board!”
I usually try not to be mean to myself about my weight or use hurtful terms, so it’s actually a little weird that I assume the computer gal is judging me. I’m thinking that’s going to be a whole other blog issue….stay tuned!