I Like Songs About Butts
Sunday, January 24, 2010
OK, fine. I've gained weight.
This is not something a girl likes to admit, but looking in the closet is forcing me to come to terms with this. And I believe I am ready to tackle this problem.
(Side mini-rant: I hate the gym in January because it's filled with people who most likely are not willing/able to follow through with their half-assed resolutions, have no gym etiquette, and just generally piss me off because I know they'll be gone by mid-February.)
Anyway, time to get my ass back in the gym and go about the business of getting less morbidly obese.
Here's where I need your help. I need some new song selections.
I like songs that objectify women. I like songs about asses. I like ridiculous music.
I like hearing Ludacris yell, "MOVE, BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY" in my ear.
I like Baby Got Back, Rump Shaker, and The Thong Song.
I like It's Raining Men, Macho Man, and Last Dance.
I also have all sorts of assorted Prince (Now, Billy Jack Bitch, P Control in particular), Disturbed, Buckcherry, and I do love me some Rob Zombie.
So, help please? I need song suggestions following something of the above preferences (which, granted, is kind of all over the map).