Some terrible chicken jokes.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sometimes I'll pick up a joke book at a garage sale for a dime. You can never have enough corny jokes in your repertoire. However, most of these joke books are worth... a dime.
Last night, my daughter discovered a book of chicken jokes from 1974, and read off groaner after groaner. It's strange, because they market the book to kids, but you have to really be an adult to get some of the puns.
Still, I now present the 'best' of the chicken jokes:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other seed.
Q: Which Hollywood actor makes the chickens swoon?
A: Gregory Peck
Q: How can you identify a vampire chicken?
A: It's the one with the capon.
Q: Why do chickens hate Columbo?
A: He always cracks the case.
Q: What TV show do chickens like to watch?
A: BARN-aby Jones.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
A: If it had 4 doors, it would be a sedan.
A baby chick looked into the nest and saw an orange. She said, "Ooh, look what mama laid!"