GABY1948
500,000-749,999 SparkPoints 727,401
SparkPoints
 

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Thursday, January 07, 2010

A friend sent these to me and I liked them so much I had to pass them on...hope you enjoy

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day..

****************************
***********

I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

DUH!!!!, really? Ya think?!

****************************
***********

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

****************************
***********

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so's!

****************************
***********

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

****************************
***********

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

****************************
***********

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

****************************
***********

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

****************************
***********

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

****************************
***********

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

******************************
*********

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge!

He probably IS the battery charge!

****************************
***********

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group!

Weren't they fat enough?!

****************************
***********

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

****************************
***********
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

****************************
************

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half!

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

****************************
***********

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

******************************
*********

And the winner is.....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



Did I read that right?

****************************
***********

I just had to post these, I am still amazed at the things I see some days.
We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!


Share This Post With Others
Member Comments About This Blog Post