Words for Women to Live By! (& make you smile!)

Saturday, December 05, 2009

I know I haven't blogged in ages & this really doesn't count either but...

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b* has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. (especially red - EVERYONE needs a pair of kick*** red shoes!!)

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. emoticon

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. (or calls my name from the kitchen!)

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember wherever there is a good looking,sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bull****!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'.
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live today'.


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    OMG..... how did I miss this! emoticon Simply great..... I have #1 down.... not the barbie part though.... hah! Thanks girlfriend!
    4198 days ago
    Thanks for the smiles!!!
    4207 days ago
    thanks for this I am hanging this in my office!!!!!!!
    have a great day..
    4208 days ago
    Love it! And in #14, if it has both, it's double trouble and plain stupid! (Pet peeve: Those guys that hang thos faux testicles from their rear bumpers - dumb - trying to make up for what they lack in any way, I wonder?)
    4208 days ago
    this gave me a really big smile emoticon blog
    4208 days ago
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