The Naked Man!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

I knew this title would get your attention!! Life is anything but dull here....well sometimes it is dull here. I have been in a bit of a funk... but last night my house mate blew in like a hurricane and life was anything but dull. He will be renting here 2 weeks out of every month which will help me out and be great for him. I have known him for many years. This is the first time in 30 years he has spent the night.

So, in he bursts with a 'flamboyant, "Honey, I'm home" and as he's walking down the corridor to the room he is staying in, articles of clothing are being shucked. I am trailing behind as he is talking a mile a minute. I am eventually standing in the door of his room, looking at the big windows with the shades fully up and realizing I am talking to a naked man. Not only that, my neighbors most likely are seeing me standing in the doorway taking to a naked man. He throws a robe over his shoulders leaving the front of him exposed and comes waltzing out into the living room, offers me a glass of wine, and proceeds to get me caught up on his life withut a care in the world. I couldn't help but laugh as I realize that I, who am quite modest with myself, am carrying on a conversation with a naked man and not really having a problem with it. Hey! I'm liberated. That's just him. He likes to be nude. But, I can't help wondering what the neighbors are thinking.

And that my friends, is the naked truth!
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    It's wonderful to hear from you again Kerry...what a breath of fresh air (among OTHER things...lol!) your new housemate seems to be bringing into your home...love it! :-)


    ps...love your background snowy pic too!
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    You know, as nurses we get accustomed to naked people and unless it is my husband (whom I am sexually attracted to) I never notice naked people anymore either! I remember the time I knocked on the patient’s room door and got no answer so entered the room, talking and putting down the IV start equipment when I realized the man was standing here naked holding the urinal and had stopped mid stream. Now how many men can stop mid stream!!! He was too flabbergasted to speak. I apologized and left the room to give him time to finish.
    4178 days ago
    I always say if you are going to show it off, I will definitely look! It's fun to look too, isn't it?
    4178 days ago
    Well, this certainly sounds like an interesting guy! Can't wait to hear more about him. Sounds like there should be plenty of entertaining stories forthcoming!
    4179 days ago
    Ok, I just read the title and then scrolled down looking for pictures...(snarf, no pictures)

    (now to read the blog)

    Great blog, Kerry! Thanks! Made me smile :-) And thank your room mate for me! ;-)

    4179 days ago
    Ooooh! I do like your blogs! emoticon Enjoy your bit o'saucy over there - and share with us!
    4179 days ago
    LOL--what a time you're having! XD
    4180 days ago
    Oh My Goodness Kerry,

    This is the best chuckle I have had in forever...........how totally hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

    I have to admit I would have been one of the neighbors LOOKIN fer sure.

    I am thrilled that there might be more stories like this to come. I look forward to hearing much more.............LOL
    4180 days ago
    I'm not on your friends' list, but DebulaClark is, and I saw her post on the blog title, which caught my attention. This is too funny! How fun things could be for you now!

    If the neighbors are willing to look, they must be willing to take everything that comes with it!
    4180 days ago
    So funny!!
    4180 days ago
    Snort, Snort Giggle....how funny!!!!
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    TOO Funny, YEt wonderful you will have someone to help you around the house. And let the neighbors talk. They need to have fun too. LOL
    I actaully had a naked man across from me once. WE live in a house and our back yard faces condos. One day I was sitting with family. We hardly EVER have our back window open but for some reason it was open this day. I was sitting on the floor talking to the family who had there back to the window and suddenly to my surprise this very NAKED man just walks across the window in to the other room. THe window was at the right length for all to see. LOL
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    Whoooo hooooo! Here is to naked men! emoticon
    4180 days ago
    Your writing is magnificent, charming and heart tocuhing. I always get "something" out of everything you write.. this time it was a smile and a chuckle!!... my suggestion.... write a book!!!!
    4180 days ago
    well...does he have a nice bod? and hey as long as you didnt stare at his junk who cares? although i probably would have(i have a fever i can say stuff like that and claim fever dementia tomorrow)
    4180 days ago
    That is really funny, Kerry. I'm glad you'll have some company around the house, at least part of the time.
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    I hope he wasn't inadvertently sending you a message he didn't intend! As for the neighbors, my grandma used to say, "the excitement is good for their livers."

    Your life is anything but dull!
    4180 days ago
    LOL that is too funny.
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