Lighten Up

Thursday, October 01, 2009

I like to write poetry when the mood strikes and hopefully others see this from my sarcastic humour.

I have been told to lighten up
I thought they meant my mind
Who knew they were referring to
My bountiful behind?
They told me to eat healthy
I said I often try
I love apple, pumpkin
And strawberry-rhubarb pie!
Orange juice is my favourite
With vodka, it's the best
Heck I even love peach schnapps
It adds a little zest.
Vegetables? they are great!!
In the form of chinese food
Although I only have that
When I'm really in the mood
I eat veggies on my pizza
Along with double cheese
And I get plenty of potatoes
Pass those chips here please
Oh yes and I eat lots of fish
Cod and halibut in batter
Pile on those french fries too
It really doesn't matter!
I eat meat oh yes I do
McDonald's and KFC
But I really don't like water
It only makes me pee.

Although I wrote this poem in fun, I really used to think this way and was content in doing so.
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    emoticon I love your sense of humor. Life is not a dress rehearsal ... we must make the best of it. Being able to laugh through reality makes us a less stressed and happier person. It also helps us to cope and make friends. I am so glad you are a friend of mine. Keep smiling sunshine. emoticon
    3455 days ago
    That is fabulous! You are gifted :) Happy Friday
    3457 days ago
    This is fantastic!!!! Had me laughing out loud! You are such a treat!!
    3457 days ago
  • SUSAN134
    OMG...Debbie, this is brilliant!!! You are not only very clever but I really like your biting wit! I'm going to copy this and save it. Love it!
    3457 days ago
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