team paxton: the quirks
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
#2: Colored socks make his feet itch. Or: he is absurdly body-aware.
#3: When he can't find something immediately, he goes into code red. The item is gone. The item will never be seen again. And he needs it Right Now.
#5: I can't return anything on time.
#7: Whenever I start to sing a song on the radio, he starts to sing too. But he makes up silly words.
#11: This one is evolving. He likes to make up songs, and also he will rap from time to time. He gave me that disease. Now we provide back up vocals for one another, and beat box.
#13: I hate vegetables that are juicy-crunchy. Onions, celery and the like.
#17: We are sandwich opposites. When eating at Subway, I order the turkey with cheese and mustard only. He gets the veggie, no cheese or dressing.
#19: He once put a $.99 package of lightbulbs back on the shelf at Wal-Mart because he 'wasn't prepared to spend that money.'
#23: He cries at movies, and attributes it to allergies.
#29: I slam doors when I get mad. We have pocket doors. It doesn't work well.
# 31: I am clean, and he is neat. I am messy, he is dirty. Together, you would think we might be unstoppable. We aren't.