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THE SOUTHERN TEN COMMANDMENTS

Monday, April 20, 2009

This is much easier to remember !!!



Ten Commandments

Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.

(1) Just one God

(2) Put nothin' before God

(3) Watch yer mouth

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(6) No killin'

(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

(8) Don't take what ain't yers

(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff



Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day now ya hear!
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  • MSBAARDO
    I may not be a southerner but anyone can appreciate and understand these rules. I like it RW! Thanks for the post!

    Mary
    3455 days ago
  • LINDA25427
    I LOVED YOUR BLOG THANK YOU FOR SHARING .GOD BLESS
    3496 days ago
  • ALEXSGIRL1
    that wa cute,thanks for sharing. plan and simple. emoticon
    3496 days ago
  • CPCJONES01
    That's sooooo funny and so true! Us southerners like the KISS system: Keep It Simple Stupid! I so look forward to your blogs, they are great and thanks for sharing emoticon Trudy
    3496 days ago
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