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Saturday, February 07, 2009

Two farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking

Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college,
and sign up for some classes."

Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions,
who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and

"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"


"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you
would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be
a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of
that because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to
go meet Bob at the bar.

He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,
History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"

Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"


"Then you're a queer."
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    That was a riot!
    3722 days ago

    Comment edited on: 2/9/2009 1:41:12 PM
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    You rock with the best jokes! Laughing is what keeps us all sane and healthy - thank you for making me laugh today!
    3724 days ago
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