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Gentle thoughts for today...

Thursday, September 04, 2008


Gentle thoughts for today...

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt .

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way... I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!


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  • no profile photo SKATERGIRL3
    Your blog is very nice. It's good to see you blog.
    I miss your silliness in the team and your smile through your words.
    Thank you for stopping by on my blog you made me laugh. Your so right too, we do pay our coach why should he be so cranky right? I told my buddy Karen to just go with it but maybe I'll have to remind him like you said who is paying him.
    Hope all is well.
    4608 days ago
  • no profile photo TMROTH
    thanks Ro- you always brighten my day. Everyone is looking for you on the WE CAN DO IT team.
    4608 days ago
  • no profile photo TMROTH
    thanks Ro- you always brighten my day. Everyone is looking for you on the WE CAN DO IT team.
    4608 days ago
  • SQUIRTZIE
    Love it! Keep them coming!
    4609 days ago
  • 11-RENEWAL-20
    Such a fun way to end my day...Thanks!!
    4609 days ago
  • JIBBIE49
    ALGEBRA. Yes. I remember getting two "Ds" in it in high school and not being able to take the next math course. The teacher's attitude was "You are a girl." BUT....they had all kinds of help for boys with reading!!
    4609 days ago
  • JIBBIE49
    ALGEBRA. Yes. I remember getting two "Ds" in it in high school and not being able to take the next math course. The teacher's attitude was "You are a girl." BUT....they had all kinds of help for boys with reading!!
    4609 days ago
  • GRAPEVINE60
    So true. Thanks for the pearls of wisdom.
    4609 days ago
  • TWEAVER0715
    love it~~~~ emoticon
    4609 days ago
  • SUZY6281
    Another blog full of wisdom. Thanks for the laugh.

    Suzy
    4609 days ago
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