Don't laugh.....it is all true...
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
1. Kidnappers are
not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are
likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. (THAT'S IF YOU'VE GOT ONE)
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. (OH, I don't know?!)
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. NOT TRUE
13. You sing along with elevator music. (NEVER!!!)
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health
insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is
finally down to a manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list