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PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

Saturday, August 09, 2008


Don't laugh.....it is all true...

PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are
not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are
likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.



4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you?



5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.



6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way


7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.



9. You can live without sex but not
your glasses.



10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. (THAT'S IF YOU'VE GOT ONE)




11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. (OH, I don't know?!)


12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. NOT TRUE

13. You sing along with elevator music. (NEVER!!!)



14. Your eyes won't get much worse.



15. Your investment in health
insurance is finally beginning to pay off.


16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.



17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.


18. Your supply of brain cells is
finally down to a manageable size.



19. You can't remember who sent you this list
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  • -MAHONEY-
    Once again. thanks for the giggle Ro
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    4633 days ago
  • SQUIRTZIE
    How true!
    4633 days ago
  • no profile photo TMROTH
    I'm in my 40's and fit this.

    he he he
    4633 days ago
  • no profile photo SKATERGIRL3
    LOL emoticon very cute
    4634 days ago
  • MANYPOUNDSTOGO
    I fit in most of these and I am only going to be 40 !!!

    I LOVE IT ~ thanks for the laugh.
    4634 days ago
  • MOLLIEMAC
    Love it! I do hope I can delay most of those quirks at least until I'm 70+ though, 50 is way too young. thanks for a good chuckle...MJ
    4634 days ago
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