Holy #&%@, Batman! I have arms!
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
I was sitting on the couch yesterday, all alone minding my own bid'ness when I looked down and saw my arm which was flung across the back of the couch. My jaw dropped open in absolute shock when I saw, under the flabby pale white girl that is my upper arm, definition.
No, seriously, like...there is a muscle there after all! Ohmigah! I mean, it's not huge or all She-Ra anything, but you can see something. Hot damn! I stared at my arms in amazement and yelled some incoherent stuff about them (and quite possibly some unladylike expletives out of excitement), and then got a little teary. Pathetic yes, but it makes me realize that maybe all this aching legs and unsexy sweating is paying off after all.
Psst...Hey, check it out...I've got guns. I know they aren't much yet, but they're mine, and they're just going to get better.