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When the sun goes down, the stars come out."See this image larger"Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes of the goal." E. Joseph CossmanSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Being strong means rejoicing in who you are, complete with imperfections." Maryanne Williams See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Obstacles can't stop you. Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. ONLY YOU can stop you." J. Gitomer See this image larger"Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack." See this image larger"You know you are on the road to success, if you would do your job and not be paid for it." Oprah Winfrey See this image larger"Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most." Buddha See this image larger"Make each day count."See this image larger"Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count." Albert Einstein See this image larger"I believe in the person I want to become." (Just as a side note, this is not to say don't believe in who you are now, but to believe you can become the person you want. Both aspects are wonderful.) See this image larger"Stop wishing, start doing." See this image larger"The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have."See this image larger"May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand." See this image larger"Be your own inspiration."See this image larger"The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say 'I'm bored'." See this image larger"Unlimited thoughts become unlimited realities. Keep the way you think, and you keep the same limited reality. Change the way you think, and reality becomes unlimited." Roxana Jones See this image larger"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor." See this image larger"Breathe"See this image larger"Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein See this image larger"Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change." See this image larger “Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about those who don’t. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would most likely be worth it.” Harvey MacKay See this image larger"Be kind. Work hard. Stay humble. Smile Often. Keep honest. Stay loyal. Travel when possible. Never stop learning. Be thankful always. Love always.See this image larger"Life goes on...Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. Or stay behind, locked in the past, thinking of what could've been." See this image larger"Life is so much brighter when we focus on what truly matters." See this image larger"Every second brings a fresh beginning. Every hour holds a new promise. Every night our dreams can bring hope. Every day is what you choose to make it." See this image larger"Your life is a result of the choices you make. If you don't like your life, it is time to start making better choices." See this image larger"If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to fight. Fight for what's right. Fight for what you believe in, what's important to you. But most importantly, fight for the ones you love, and never forget to tell anyone how much they mean to you while they're still alive." See this image larger"Celebrate the infinite nature of love. Remember to live the love and to love the life!" See this image larger "Wishing you peace, love and happiness at Easter and always." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein See this image larger"We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless, but all are priceless." See this image larger"Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments." Rose KennedySee this image larger"I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse. I don't have everything that I want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up. My life may not be perfect but I am blessed." from 'Lessons Leaned in Life' See this image larger"May your spirit soar throughout the vast cathedral of your being. May your mind whirl joyful cartwheels of creativity. May your heart sing sweet lullabies of timelessness." Jonathan Lockwood Huie See this image larger "If life was easy, where would all the adventures be?" See this image larger"Seven Steps to Happiness: Think less, feel more. Frown less, smile more. Talk less, listen more. Judge less, accept more. Watch less, do more. Complain less, appreciate more. Fear less, love more." See this image larger"Cherish yesterday. Dream tomorrow. Live today." Richard Bach See this image larger"When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. See this image larger"Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect." See this image larger"Read this slowly: LIFEISNOWHERE What did you read? 'life is no where' or 'life is now here' My friends, life is all about how we look at it!" See this image larger"Find your joy and share it with others." See this image larger"Do not give up. The beginning is always the hardest." See this image larger"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." Lord Bryon See this image larger"Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts." (1 comments)See this image larger"Success equals doing the best that you can with what you have! Every single day!" See this image larger"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense." (1 comments)See this image larger"Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, 'Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!'? She was having contractions." (1 comments)See this image larger "Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end." See this image larger"When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said 'Name two pronouns.' I said, 'Who, me?'" See this image larger"Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking." Marcus Aurelius See this image larger"Never give up. There is no such thing as an ending. Just a new beginning." See this image larger"Stay positive, work hard, and make it happen." See this image larger"Don't make 'hope' your business plan. It's not enough to want it. You have to work it.!" Mary Christensen See this image largerIn honor of Earth Day!(1 comments)See this image larger"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything." See this image larger"Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing." Harry Finlay See this image larger"Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the past for a better future." (1 comments)See this image larger"Dream big and dare to fail." Norman Vaughan See this image larger"Find beauty in the small things." See this image larger"Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished." Confucius See this image larger"Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." Winston Churchill See this image larger"If you believe it will work out, you'll see opportunities. If you believe it won't, you will see obstacles." Wayne Dyer See this image larger"The one who falls and gets up is so much stronger than the one who never fell." See this image larger"Let your faith be bigger than your fear." See this image larger"If you learn to work with all the negatives in life, you will definitely make better pictures out of it." See this image larger "Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change." See this image larger"Push harder than yesterday if you want a different tomorrow." See this image larger"Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value." Albert Einstein See this image larger"Don't waste time waiting for inspiration. Begin, and inspiration will find you." H. Jackson Brown Jr. See this image larger"There will be haters. There will be doubters. There will be non-believers, and then there will be you, proving them wrong." See this image larger"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up." Thomas A. Edison See this image larger"They can because they think they can." See this image larger"The longer you wait for the future, the shorter it will be." Loesje See this image larger"Regret is not when you could not finish what you started but regret is when you do not start what you could have finished." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"My mom is a never ending song in my heart of comfort, happiness and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune." See this image larger"Nothing is really lost till Mom can't find it." See this image larger "Mamas, you may not be perfect, but you ARE enough...for your kids, for your husband, for your family." See this image larger"5 Lessons in Life from Dr. Seuss 1. Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. 2. Why fit in when you were born to stand out? 3. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. 4. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. 5. Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered." See this image larger"What lies behind you and what lies in front of you pales in comparison to what lies inside of you." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image larger"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant." Robert Louis Stevenson See this image larger"Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder." Rumi (1 comments)See this image larger"Success equals doing the best you can with what you have. Every single day." See this image larger"Never neglect the little things. Never skimp on that extra effort, that additional few minutes, that soft word of praise or thanks, that delivery of the very best that you can do. It does not matter what others think; it is of prime importance, however, what you think about you. You can never do your best, which should always be your trademark, if you are cutting corners and shirking responsibilities. You are special. Act it. Never neglect the little things." Og Mandino See this image larger"Someone once told me not to bite off more than I could chew. I said I'd rather choke on greatness than nibble on mediocrity." See this image larger"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." Bob Feller See this image larger"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing." Hunter S. Thompson See this image larger"Attitude is far more important than what happened to your past or what will be your future. Being who you are is what matters, not what you've done or will do." See this image larger"The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible." Arthur C. Clarke See this image larger"Blame is a condition of the mind where love is a condition of the heart. Choose to live your life from the heart." Dianne Adams See this image larger"In the depth of winter, I found that within me lies an invincible summer." Albert Camus See this image largerSee this image larger"Dream big and dare to fail." Norman Vaughan See this image largerSee this image larger"Every day may not be good, but there is good in every day." See this image largerSee this image larger"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can." Arthur Ashe See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"Know in your heart that all things are possible. We couldn't conceive of a miracle if none had ever happened." Libbie Fudim See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"The earth has music for those who listen." Shakespeare See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't worry about failures. Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try." Jack Canfield See this image largerSee this image larger"Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow's reality." Malala Yousafzai See this image largerSee this image larger"Change your thoughts and you change your world." Norman Vincent Peale See this image largerSee this image larger"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest." See this image largerSee this image larger"The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long." See this image largerSee this image larger"Know yourself, you are unique, priceless and a gift to this world." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We are not a team because we work together. We are a team because we respect, trust, and care for each other." See this image largerSee this image larger "Go the extra mile. It's never crowded." See this image largerSee this image larger"Fall seven times, stand up eight." Stephen Bush See this image largerSee this image larger"Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever." Walt Disney See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"Believe that you will succeed and you will." Dale Carnegie See this image largerSee this image larger"Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' starts with 'u'." See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't think about what can happen in a month. Don't think about what can happen in a year. Focus on the 24 hours in front of you & do what you can to get closer to where you want to be." See this image largerSee this image larger"Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort. It follows hard work. It doesn't come before." Shelby Steele See this image largerSee this image larger"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Winston Churchill See this image largerSee this image larger"Learn to let things go you cannot control." See this image largerSee this image larger"It always seems impossible until it's done." See this image largerNew meaning to cat burglar.See this image larger"Don't complain about things you're not willing to change." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard for it." See this image largerSee this image larger"Ditch those "I can't's". Dump those "Why me's". Drop those "If only's". Then listen. Hear that? It's the sound of I can! I will! Watch me!" Karen Salmansohn See this image largerSee this image larger"Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have or do." Brian Tracy See this image largerSee this image larger"Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice." Shawn Johnson See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Devote yourself to the idea. Go make it happen. Struggle on it. Overcome your fears, smile. Don't forget: This is your dream." See this image largerSee this image larger"Attitude is far more important than what happened to your past or what will be your future. Being who you are is what matters, not what you've done or will do." See this image largerSee this image larger"When you start helping yourself, you start the process of becoming your own inspiration. How inspiring are you with yourself? If you're not, why?" Ron W. Rathbun See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't lose hope. When the sun goes down, the starts come out." See this image largerSee this image larger"Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. Swami Sivananda See this image largerSee this image larger"The quieter you become, the more you can hear." Ram Dass See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be." Maya Angelou See this image largerSee this image larger"I dare you, while there is still time, to have a magnificent obsession." William Danforth See this image largerSee this image larger "You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens." Mandy Hale See this image largerSee this image larger"Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine." Mario Fernadez See this image largerSee this image larger"Change your thoughts and you change your world." Norman Vincent Peale See this image largerSee this image larger"The only thing that hurts harder than a failure is not trying." Apoorve Dubey See this image largerSee this image larger"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." Confucius See this image largerSee this image larger"The road to success is not a path you find but a trail you blaze." Robert Brault See this image largerSee this image larger"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." James Neil Hollingworth See this image largerSee this image larger"While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior." Henry C. Link See this image largerSee this image larger"A year from now you may wish you had started today." Karen Lamb See this image largerSee this image larger"To get up when you are down; to fight more intensely when you are struggling; to put in the extra effort when you in sheer pain; to comeback when nobody expects you to; and to stand tall when everyone is pulling you down are what make a champion." Appoorve Dubey See this image largerSee this image larger"Do not wait for your ship to come in. Swim out to it." See this image largerSee this image larger"Life goes on...Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. Or stay behind, locked in the past, thinking of what could've been." See this image largerSee this image larger"We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell "Your big opportunity may be right where you are now." Napoleon Hill "Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago." Warren Buffett "The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible." Joel Brown See this image largerSee this image larger"I've learned a lot this year...I learned that things don't always turn out the way you planned, or the way you think they should. And I've learned that there are things that go wrong that don't always get fixed or get put back together the way they were before. I've learned that some broken things stay broken, and I've learned that you can get through bad times and keep looking for better ones, as long as you have people who love you." See this image largerSee this image larger"Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it." Lou Holtz See this image largerSee this image larger"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that it is too low and we reach it." Michelangelo See this image largerSee this image larger"You are capable of amazing things."See this image largerSee this image larger"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." Andre GideSee this image largerSee this image larger"When you learn your worth, you will stop giving people discounts."See this image largerSee this image larger"We're not getting old. We're getting awesome!"See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't be afraid of change, because it is leading you to a new beginning." Joyce MeyerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." James Neil HollingworthSee this image largerSee this image larger"Go on. Do it now!"See this image largerSee this image larger"You must do the things you think you cannot do." Eleanor Roosevelt(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"One of the greatest mental freedoms is truly not caring what anyone else thinks of you."See this image largerSee this image larger"The best thing about the future is that it come one day at a time." Abraham LincolnSee this image largerSee this image larger"This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days. Smiles when sadness intrudes. Rainbows to follow the clouds. Laughter to kiss your lips. Sunsets to warm your hearts. Hugs when spirits sag. Beauty for the eyes to see. Friendships to brighten your being. Faith so that you can believe. Confidence for when you doubt. Courage to know yourself. Patience to accept the truth. Love to complete your life."See this image largerSee this image larger"We see things not as they are, but as we are." H.M. TomlinsonSee this image largerSee this image larger"Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people."See this image larger"They'll never stop trying to find us, you know."See this image larger"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder." Henry David Thoreau See this image larger"I keep a nude painting of myself in my living room. Laugh if you want, but it sure keeps company from dropping by." See this image larger"Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself." (1 comments)See this image larger"I don't come with voice-activation, do you?" See this image larger"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched--they must be felt with the heart." Helen Keller See this image larger"Yeah, I hate it when I can't get a song out of my head." See this image larger"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." Jimmy Dean See this image larger"I never camp out overnight. I figure snakes don't sleep in my room, I won't sleep in theirs." See this image larger"Aren't you glad that we don't look like what we've been through?" See this image larger"Based on all the head tilts, maybe I'd better explain this again…) (1 comments)See this image larger"Love yourself. Accept yourself. Forgive yourself. And be good to yourself….because without you the rest of us are without a source of many wonderful things." Leo F. Buscaglia See this image larger"Your husband is lucky, ma'am. I've never heard of a snail who survived drinking a margarita." See this image larger"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world." Lucille Ball See this image larger"I don't know for sure but I suspect the new neighbor…" See this image larger"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." Les Brown See this image larger"The leaves have started changing colors. Which reminds me, I need to clean out the refrigerator." See this image larger"You don't have to stop having fun when you old. You get old when you stop having fun." See this image larger"Eastern philosophy is two summits over. This here's cowboy philosophy." See this image larger"If ever there was a time to follow your passion and do something that matters to you, now is certainly that time." See this image largerSee this image larger"What we are today is result of our own past actions; Whatever we wish to be in future depends on our present actions; Decide how you have to act now. We are responsible for what we are, whatever we wish ourselves to be. We have the power to make ourselves." See this image largerSee this image larger"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'" Mary Anne Radmacher See this image largerSee this image larger"If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results." Jack Dixon See this image larger"pre-rinse cycle" See this image larger"Rise up. Start fresh. See the bright opportunity in each new day." See this image larger"Of course I have junk in my trunk…I haven't cleaned my car out in years!" See this image larger"Ships in harbour are safe, but that's not what ships are built for." John Shedd See this image larger"Um…Let's say the kidney fell on the floor. Does the five second rule apply?" See this image larger"No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, show up and never give up." See this image larger"Yup, that's my job…I can't think of anything more humiliating….I'm so ashamed. By the way, what do you do?" (box of kleenex talking to a roll of toilet paper) See this image larger"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength." See this image larger"I could start my Christmas shopping now, but then what would I do on Christmas Eve?" See this image larger"Being strong means rejoicing in who you are, complete with imperfections." Margaret Woodhouse See this image larger"Would you like to keep it as a souvenir?" Instead of a brain, the scarecrow opts for liposuction. See this image larger"Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you!" Dr Seuss See this image larger"Here's the awkward part of the date….Do I shake her paw or sniff her goodnight?" See this image larger"Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success." Swami Sivananda See this image larger"Vampires sleep all day, fly wherever they want for free, and can't see themselves in a mirror. Where do I sign?" See this image larger"Sometimes I forget to thank the people who make my life happy in so many ways. Sometimes I forget to tell them how much I really do appreciate them for being an important part of my life. So thank you, all of you, just for being here for me." See this image larger"How long did you say it's been since your last checkup?" See this image larger"Do something today that your future self will thank you for." See this image larger"Whoops, sorry Earl." See this image larger"Let your smile change the world. Not the world change your smile." See this image larger"Marshmallow chicks….sounds like a club I could qualify to join." See this image larger"Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it." Buddha See this image larger"I got tired of the glare…" See this image larger"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." Nora Roberts See this image larger"OK, it works. Now we wait for dinner." See this image larger"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." Milton Berle See this image larger"I've got the paramedics on speed dial, and the defibrillator is all charged up…Let's rock baby!" See this image larger"A river cuts through rock, not because of it power, but because of its persistence." Jim Watkins See this image larger"Bought a new refrigerator with a water dispenser in the door. Now I just need to hook it up to my box of wine." See this image larger"Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you." See this image larger"Don't try to convince me you're ending up with all the caramels by accident…" See this image largerYou have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." Dr. Seuss (1 comments)See this image larger"oh, these two? I don't know. Looks like a couple of my kid's legos." See this image larger"Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not think was open." See this image larger"The chicken was promoted to the cashier position because he had the entire price list memorized." See this image larger"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor." See this image larger"I finally found a diet plan that really works. It's called 'The Price of Food'." (1 comments)See this image larger"Believing in yourself is the first secret to success." See this image larger"Yes, of course…but what have you built lately?" See this image larger"I will not say I failed 1000 times. I will say that I discovered there are 1000 ways that can cause failure…" Thomas Edison See this image larger"This new book of spells made the best cellars list!" See this image larger"It's not about being the best. It's about being better than you were yesterday." See this image larger"I put my right foot in….I put my right foot out…I did the Hokey Pokey and my hip popped right on out." (1 comments)See this image larger"No matter how many times I break down, there is always a little piece of me that says…No, you're not done yet. Get Back UP!!" (1 comments)See this image larger"I think I must be wearing a 'wonder where they went' bra." (2 comments)See this image larger"If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way." Napoleon Hill See this image larger"He wants our relationship to be free range…" See this image larger"Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE. The word itself say, I'M POSSIBLE!" Audrey Hepburn See this image larger"Human Obedience School Graduation" See this image larger"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass but learning to dance in the rain." See this image larger"You know you're old when you show up at the doctor's office at 5am for your 10am appointment." (1 comments)See this image larger"Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending." Maria Robinson See this image larger"Sometimes work can seem thankless, hectic, and pointless. But then other times, it's the weekend." See this image larger"Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill See this image larger"Watching ghost hunters again?" See this image larger"We grow when we look fear in the face and do it ANYWAY!!!" (1 comments)See this image larger"The food is great, but the ambience has something to be desired…" (2 comments)See this image larger"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up." Thomas A. Edison See this image larger"I'm pretty sure you're looking for the wolfman, three doors down. I'm the man wolf. No worries. Common mistake." (1 comments)See this image larger"You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think." See this image larger"How many times must I tell you not to wear shorts to work? Do you want the customers to see your leg restraints?" (1 comments)See this image larger"If you lose yourself in quest of something, you invariably get it." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"We're either at the wrong presentation, or the post-Steve Jobs era is looking grim, now." See this image larger"Don't stop believing!" See this image larger"Employee Contest: Wear your scariest Halloween costume!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Obstacles can't stop you. Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. ONLY YOU can stop you." J. Gitomer (1 comments)See this image larger"You know, we've been secretly visiting them for years at Star Trek conventions, and nobody's caught onto us yet." (1 comments)See this image larger"Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack." See this image larger"This one comes with a reinforced steel heel…Perfect for killing spiders and bonking husbands." See this image larger"You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job and not be paid for it." Oprah Winfrey See this image larger"With all the pushing and shoving to grab this year's doorbusters, they ought to call it Black and Blue Friday." See this image larger"Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most." See this image larger"Grumpy Cat's horrible nightmare" See this image larger"Make each day count." See this image larger"There! You're ready to launch your political campaign!" See this image larger"Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count." Albert Einstein See this image larger"If you're going to skip rope with your grandchildren you should wear a bra." See this image larger"I believe in the person I want to become." See this image larger"I won't get up to change the channel, but I'll turn an entire room upside down looking for the remote." See this image larger"Breathe" (1 comments)See this image larger"I love it!" See this image larger"Stop wishing. Start doing." See this image larger"I'm off of carbs." See this image larger"The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have." See this image larger"Life was boring around the old folks home until Gert and Tillie started spiking the water supply with Viagra." See this image larger"Be your own Inspiration" See this image larger"If you're not supposed to stick Q-tips in your ears, what the hell are they for?" (1 comments)See this image larger"The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say 'I'm bored.'" See this image larger"Easter was last week? No, of course I didn't forget. I just hid the eggs so well no one could find them." See this image larger"Unlimited thoughts become unlimited realities. Keep the way you think, and you keep the same limited reality. Change the way you think, and reality becomes unlimited." Roxana Jones See this image larger"I give the kid a couple of bucks to stop by once a week to delete my messages." (1 comments)See this image larger"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein See this image larger"How about a couple of sliders for lunch?" See this image larger"Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change." See this image larger"A lot of my co-workers have already retired….they just haven't told their boss yet." See this image larger"Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about those who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy. They just said it would be worth it." (1 comments)See this image larger"Don't make me exercise; I'm in the fitness protection programme!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Be kind. Work hard. Stay humble. Smile often. Keep honest. Stay loyal. Travel when possible. Never stop learning. Be thankful always and love." See this image larger"I'll take constipation for 100, Alex!" (2 comments)See this image larger"Happiness is something that we decide ourselves. There are a lot of reasons to be unhappy but we choose to be happy because it makes us feel alive!" See this image larger"I'll be live-tweeting all night from my 'Addicted to Twitter' support group. #TWIT" (1 comments)See this image larger"Be kind. Work hard. Stay humble. Smile often. Stay loyal. Be honest. Travel when possible. Never stop learning. Love always." See this image larger"Dude! I said a little to the left!" (Another reason Pinocchio wished to be a real boy.) See this image larger"You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life." See this image largerSee this image larger"The guy in the yellow shirt should check his triglycerides…" See this image larger"Life is so much brighter when we focus on what truly matters…" See this image larger"We gotta figure out how to shut this thing off!" See this image larger"Every second brings a fresh beginning. Every hour holds a new promise. Every night our dreams can bring hope and every day is what you choose to make it." See this image larger"If I could put last year into perspective..I'd put that perspective into a truck and drive it over a cliff." See this image larger"Your life is a result of the choices you make. If you don't like your life, it is time to start making better choices." (1 comments)See this image larger"I used to think fresh air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips." See this image larger"If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to fight. Fight for what's right. Fight for what you believe in, what's important to you. But most importantly, fight for the ones you love and never forget to tell anyone how much they mean to you while they're still alive." See this image larger"Bill appreciated the Marilyn Monroe themed birthday surprise….just not from his Nana." See this image larger"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein See this image larger"Can I have your address, phone number, email, your mother's maiden name, a sample of your dna, your date of birth and…" "Uh..but I'm just trying to buy a pack of gum!" See this image larger"We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless, but all are priceless." See this image larger"Sign on table: We serve only the freshest wild caught salmon" See this image larger"Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments." Rose Kennedy See this image larger"He's a lot calmer when I leave the house now that he can follow me." (1 comments)See this image larger"I've seen better day, but I've also seen worse. I don't have everything that I want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up. My life may not be perfect but I am blessed." See this image larger"Well, this is awkward." See this image larger"May your spirit soar throughout the vast cathedral of your being. May your mind whirl joyful cartwheels of creativity. May your heart sing sweet lullabies of timelessness." Jonathan Lockwood Hule See this image larger"My status update? Is 'alive' good enough for ya?" See this image larger"If life was easy where would all the adventures be?" See this image larger"I'm on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and I sometimes eat by refrigerator light." See this image larger"7 Steps to Happiness: Think less, feel more. Frown less, smile more. Talk less, listen more. Judge less, accept more. Watch less, do more. Complain less, appreciate more. Fear less, love more." See this image larger"Uh oh, lawyers and beneficiaries are gathering overhead. Looks like someone's fixin' to die." See this image larger"Never blame anyone in your life. Good people give you happiness. Bad people give you experience. Worst people give you lessons and best people give you memories." (1 comments)See this image larger"Performance review: Okay, you brought the plague to Europe, then nothing for a while. Then you introduced kale to the world. I'll admit, that was a pretty good one, but what evil have you done lately?" See this image larger"Cherish yesterday. Dream tomorrow. Live today." Richard Bach See this image largerInsert: "Used widely by professional meteorologists, this amazing, technologically advanced device is able to forecast the weather with an astonishing accuracy rate of fifty percent!" See this image larger"When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen." See this image larger"Don't worry. I almost caught the fly." See this image larger"Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect." See this image larger"Now, Bingo, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way." See this image larger"Read this slowly. LIFEISNOWHERE What did you read? 'life is no where' or 'life is now here' My friends, life is all about how we look at it!!!" See this image larger"The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared." (2 comments)See this image larger"Find your joy, and share it with others!" See this image larger"I've just burned 3000 calories. I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven." See this image larger"Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest." See this image larger"Having survived the shipwreck, Pinocchio finds himself alone in beaver-infested waters." See this image larger"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." Lord Byron See this image larger"Yes, I'd like to report some suspicious activity. There's a dude not talking on his phone and not looking at his iPad. He's just walking down the street--and smiling!" See this image larger"Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts." See this image larger"Distinct advantages of being the Scarecrow: No brain freeze" See this image larger"8 Things to give up: Doubting yourself. Negative thinking. Fear of failure. Criticising yourself and others. Negative self talk. Procrastination. Fear of success. People pleasing." See this image larger"God makes Bart Simson." "And you thought it was Matt Groening." See this image larger"Happy Thanksgiving. A recipe for a thankful heart: one cup of true love, two cups of kindness, three cups of grace, a teaspoon of patience and forgiveness, and just a pinch of zest for living. That's the kind of thanksgiving meal we're cooking in our lives together!" See this image larger"May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!" See this image larger"When making Thanksgiving dinner, do your giblets end up in the gravy? Or do you wear a bra when you cook?" (1 comments)See this image larger"I meant pass me the stuffing from the turkey!" See this image larger"Don't forget to set your scales back ten pounds this week." See this image larger"Success=Doing the best that you can with what you have! Every single day!" See this image larger"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense." See this image larger"Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking." Marcus Aurelius (1 comments)See this image larger"Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy twinkies." (2 comments)See this image larger"Never give up. There is no such thing as an ending. Just a new beginning." (1 comments)See this image larger"To the mall!" "On a windy day Gert and Tilley were able to beat the home's shuttle bus by a half hour." (1 comments)See this image larger"Stay positive, work hard, and make it happen." See this image larger"At over two dollars, a cup of Joe should at least go by 'Joseph'." See this image larger"Don't make 'hope' your business plan. It's not enough to want. You have to work it!" Mary Christensen See this image larger"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put cupcakes on the floor." See this image larger"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything." See this image larger"Where'd you end up?" See this image larger"Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing." Harry Finlay See this image larger"Tell me when it's over, Doc.." (2 comments)See this image larger"Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the past for a better future." See this image larger"Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, 'Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!'? She was having contractions." See this image larger"Dream big and dare to fail." Norman Vaughan See this image largerStudent: "Mrs. Offlegams, I don't get this one..'I'm pushing 40 with no prospects of marriage. I can't find a guy who meets my standards. Why am I so picky?" Teacher: "Oops..How did that get in there? I accidentally included one of my personal problems." See this image larger"Find beauty in the small things." See this image largerSheep anesthesiologists: "I'm going to start the drip, Mr. Jensen, and when I do, I'd like you to start counting us backwards.." See this image larger"Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished." Confucius See this image larger"Someone stole my tweet!" See this image larger"Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." Winston Churchill See this image larger"I say this'll blow over. Let's scalp our tickets." See this image larger"If you believe it will work out, you'll see opportunities. If you believe it won't, you will see obstacles." See this image larger"Harold, you left the toilet seat up again…" ME: Poor Harold. Not really fair. See this image larger"The one who falls and gets up is so much stronger than the one who never fell." See this image larger"Now I know why they call it cable news. I want to choke them all with a cable." See this image larger"Let your faith be bigger than your fear." See this image larger"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end." See this image larger"If you learn to work with all the negatives in life, you will definitely make better pictures out of it." See this image larger"I asked Walt to get the newspaper. He said, 'Don't be silly, use my iPad.' That spider never knew what freakin' hit him." See this image larger"Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change." See this image largerSee this image larger"Push harder than yesterday if you want a different tomorrow." See this image largerWhen hipsters end up in refugee camps for future civil wars: "Is it paleo?" "I'm vegan!" "I have gluten allergy." See this image larger"Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value." Albert Einstein ME: Consider the era this was said and replace "man" with "person". The message still speaks. See this image largerComputer Memory: "Remember when we made that loud, super annoying squeaking sound whenever we logged on to the internet?" "Remember when we called it the information superhighway? Were we ever that young?!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Don't waste time waiting for inspiration. Begin, and inspiration will find you." H. Jackson Brown, Jr. See this image larger"This report is a mess. Sloppy facts. Sloppy figures. Sloppy organization. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. Well done." See this image larger"There will be haters; there will be doubters; there will be non-believers; and then, there will be you, proving them wrong." See this image larger"I'll have four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge…Hold the pear tree." See this image larger"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up." Thomas A. Edison See this image larger"When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said 'Name two pronouns.' I said, 'Who, me?'" See this image larger"They can because they think they can." Virgil See this image larger"Thanks for joining us. This week, our distinguished panel will be discussing the dangers of using solar energy." See this image larger"The longer you wait for the future, the shorter it will be." Loesje See this image larger"Even if I had hands, this would still be the stupidest anniversary present you've ever given me!" ME: I have a feeling he's done this before. (1 comments)See this image larger"Regret is not when you could not finish what you started but regret is when you do not start what you could have finished." Apoorve Dubey (1 comments)See this image larger"Age has its advantages. Too bad I don't remember what they are." See this image larger5 Lessons in Life from Dr. Seuss 1. Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than You. 2. Why fit in when you were born to stand out? 3. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. 4. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. 5. Today I shall behave as if this is the day I will be remembered. (1 comments)See this image larger"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free?" (1 comments)See this image larger"What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image larger"Oh no, I underslept! Now I have to get ready for work really slowly." See this image larger"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant." Robert Louis Stevenson See this image larger"The reason to avoid pie charts" See this image larger"Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder." See this image larger"Is the dishwasher loaded yet?" "Yesh…" See this image larger"Stay Positive. Work hard and make it happen." See this image larger"It just occurred to me…You know what we really need to invent?" "Underwear?" "Great minds." See this image largerSee this image larger"My school holiday concert has been cancelled. Frosty the Snowman has the same name as a drug dealer, Rudolph is a victim of bullying, Jingle Bells denies global warming and White Christmas is racist." See this image larger"Someone once told me not to bite off more than I could chew. I said I'd rather choke on greatness than nibble on mediocrity." See this image larger"Hello, employment agency? There's been a mistake….I asked for 100 elves!" See this image largerMerry Christmas!See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing." Hunter S. Thompson (1 comments)See this image larger"I wish airport security could send these scans to my doctor. It'd save me some big money on my next office visit." (1 comments)See this image larger"Attitude is far more important than what happened to your past or what will be your future. Being who you are is what matters. Not what you've done or will do." See this image larger"Sometimes life just sucks the jelly right out of your doughnut." (1 comments)See this image larger"The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible." Arthur C. Clarke See this image larger"Then I set it on hover, and get a little work done around here." See this image larger"Anyone who has ever made anything of importance was disciplined." See this image larger"Are you Madame Kaminski, the fortune teller? We've received complaints from people in the future. They'd like you to stop stalking them and peering into their lives. It's an invasion of privacy!" See this image larger"When you start seeing your worth, you'll find it harder to stay around people who don't." See this image larger"New Year's Resolutions 2009..2010..2011..2012..2013 Lose weight. Start Dating. Quit Smoking. Go to Gym. Getter Job." See this image larger"Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right." See this image larger"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." Vaughn See this image larger"I've decided that instead of becoming a new me this year, I'll just get a new you!" See this image larger"May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art (write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can) and somewhere in the next year, I hope you surprise yourself." Neil Gaiman See this image larger"Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the New Year will bring new opportunities." Michael Josephson See this image larger"Honey, our lawyer wishes us, but in no way guarantees, a Happy New Year." See this image larger"If 'Plan A' didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool." See this image largerDoctor: "Don't eat that." Husband: "How far are you planning to go with this preventive medicine thing?" See this image larger"For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness." See this image larger"Uh, Dude…I think you might have my head there.." (1 comments)See this image larger"Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others." Jonathan Swift See this image larger"How do I always seem to find the plants without the will to live?" (1 comments)See this image larger"If kids come to us from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong healthy functioning families, it makes our job more important." Barbara Colorose ME: Thank you to all of the teachers who make a difference in a child's life. I know it's not easy.See this image larger"Fact: No one has ever 'jumped in the shower'." See this image larger"Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again." Nelson Mandela See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"The greater your storm, the brighter your rainbow." (1 comments)See this image largerBOY: "Now I been sitting here for 20 minutes…When does the book start?" DAD: "Son, you need to turn the pages yourself." (1 comments)See this image larger"Everyone fits in somewhere." See this image larger"Look at you! You lost a lot of weight! Hold on a sec….." See this image larger"Let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see." See this image larger"No, thank you. I order all my brick and mortar online." (1 comments)See this image larger"Mistakes are proof that you're trying." See this image larger"Groundskeeper Willie soon has mixed feelings about tracking down his ancestry." See this image larger"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is a courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill See this image larger"Quick, we've got to change our internet password." See this image larger"Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect." Zoey Sayward See this image larger"I'll replace your order this time, sir, but in the future, I suggest you not ask for the chicken strips special if you're not sure it's what you want." (1 comments)See this image larger"Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty." (1 comments)See this image larger"I need to shut this down and go to bed!" Translated into NETFLIX: "Okay, just one more episode!" (2 comments)See this image larger"You can do anything but not everything." See this image largerSee this image larger"You were born with the ability to change someone's life, don't ever waste it." See this image larger"At my age, 'strappy shoes' means sandals with Velcro fasteners." (1 comments)See this image larger"Whether you think you can or think you can't you're right." Henry Ford See this image larger"No matter how hard I try, I can never capture the laser dot." See this image larger"It's your road, and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you." See this image larger"After 54 years of marital bliss they opened a discussion leading straight to divorce." Eugene: No, Pepsi isn't real cola! Wife: I like it, Eugene! I think it tastes better! See this image larger"Go as long as you can, and then take another step." See this image larger"The final entry in the candlestick maker's journal: Day Eleven: I am quite concerned. There is no food anywhere and I'm trapped with, of all people, a butcher and a baker." See this image larger"Strive for progress, not perfection." (1 comments)See this image larger"Hunger Games? I play those every night around 2 A.M. in front of the fridge!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Knowing a person is like music. What attracts us to them is their melody, and as we get to know who they are, we learn their lyrics." See this image larger"Dwayne just wanted to thank the chef for the first ever meal that truly satisfied all his needs." See this image larger"Just because the past didn't turnout like you wanted it to, doesn't mean your future can't be better than you imagined." See this image larger"You've already interrupted my magazine article, at least let me finish my show." ME: It was bound to happen, sooner or later, when they try to help us relax. See this image larger"Every pro was once an amateur. Every expert was once a beginner. So dream big. And start now." See this image larger"I saw a six-foot bunny at the mall yesterday. Either it's almost Easter, or my doc screwed up my meds again." See this image larger"It is always the simple that produces the marvelous." Amelia Barr See this image larger"I wouldn't stand there if I were you.. I'm about to use the can opener." See this image larger"Blame is a condition of the mind where love is a condition of the heart. Choose to live your life from the heart." Dianne Adams See this image larger"Well, that would certainly explain why he let three of us on board." See this image larger"In the depth of winter, I found that within me lies an invincible summer." Albert Camus See this image larger"Well, that was a waste of money…" See this image larger"Dream big and dare to fail." Norman Vaughan See this image larger"Getting over body issues is like getting over a fear of heights….the trick is not to look down." See this image larger"Every day may not be good…but there is something good in every day." See this image larger"Hold that pose, Mom! I want to post a picture of my food." See this image larger"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can." Arthur Ashe See this image largerCharging a phone: "You have the right to remain in silent mode.." See this image larger"Know in your heart that all things are possible. We couldn't conceive of a miracle if none had ever happened." Libbie Fudim See this image largerSee this image larger"The earth has music for those who listen." Shakespeare See this image larger"I always start my diet on the same day…tomorrow!" See this image larger"Don't worry about failures. Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try." Jack Canfield See this image larger"If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra." See this image larger"Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow's reality." Malala Yousafzai See this image larger"I used to like those guys but I've discovered a new sound." (The Can Openers vs The Pull Tops) See this image larger"Change your thoughts and you change your world." Norman Vincent Peale See this image larger"Island of (Mis)Fit Toys" See this image larger"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest…. True story" See this image larger"You ruined your bangs!" See this image larger"The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long." See this image larger"Remember: A glass of wine counts as a serving of fruit." See this image larger"Know yourself, you are unique, priceless and a gift to this world." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"Honest mistake!" See this image larger"We are not a team because we work together. We are a team because we respect, trust, and care for each other." See this image largerSee this image larger"Go the extra mile. It's never crowded." See this image larger"Working from home is tough. I have to coordinate a desktop, a laptop and a handheld….." (1 comments)See this image larger"Fall seven times, stand up eight." Stephen Bush See this image larger"Sometimes I panic and think there's a crazy person in my house. Then I realize it's just me." See this image larger"Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever." Walk Disney See this image larger"We all pitched in and were hoping you could keep your voice down and wear this instead." See this image larger"Believe that you will succeed, and you will." Dale Carnegie See this image larger"Arguing with the barista about whether I did or did not ask for extra caramel is the closest thing to a relationship I've had in years." See this image larger"Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' starts with 'u'." (1 comments)See this image larger"You knew he'd leave. He's a travel mug." See this image larger"Don't think about what can happen in a month. Don't think about what can happen in a year. Focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be." See this image larger"And what would you say is the source of your stress?" (1 comments)See this image larger"Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort. It follows hard work. It doesn't come before." Shelby Steele See this image larger"I'm afraid I can't treat you, Mr. Fisk. I have a conflict of interest." See this image larger"Screw valentine's day. I'm just waiting for the discounted chocolate on February 15th!" See this image larger"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." See this image largerSee this image larger"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Winston Churchill See this image largerLow Tech Support: "Have you tried opening the back and emptying the pencil shavings?" (1 comments)See this image larger"Learn to let things go you cannot control." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"It always seems impossible until it's done." Nelson Mandela See this image larger"It always seems impossible until it's done." Nelson Mandela See this image larger"Is that enough? They're going to be waking up any second. I really have to go. Oh, come on." See this image larger"Don't complain about things you're not willing to change." See this image larger"I wish going to the gym was as easy as going to the fridge!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"I squirt him when he misbehaves. I might need a new system." (1 comments)See this image larger"Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have, or do." Brian Tracy See this image larger"Cubits! I said cubits!" See this image larger"Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard for it." See this image larger"Yep. This is the crow bar all right…and I'm Jack." See this image larger"Ditch those 'I can't's. Dump those 'why me's'. Drop those 'if only's'. Then listen. Hear that? It's the sound of I can! I will! Watch me!" See this image larger"I'll just have coffee, thanks" See this image larger"Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice." Shawn Johnson See this image larger"He didn't go quietly." (1 comments)See this image larger"Devote yourself to the idea. Go make it happen. Struggle on it. Overcome your fears, smile. Don't forget: This is your dream." See this image larger"I really feel for the trees this time of year. At least when I went through 'the change' nothing fell off!" See this image larger"In the midst of our lives, we must find the magic that makes our souls soar." Kelcey Jones See this image larger"I finally figured out how to get everything done!" (1 comments)See this image larger"When you start helping yourself, you start the process of becoming your own inspiration. How inspiring are you with yourself? If you're not, why?" Ron W. Rathbun See this image larger"I'd start lifting weights but I figure if something's heavy, it must be nature's way of telling us not to pick it up." See this image larger"There is no WiFi in the forest, but I promise you'll find a better connection." See this image largerAnnual Meeting of the Union of the Dark Lords: D. Vader Voldemort The guy who invented "February" See this image larger"I fight for my health every day in ways most people don't understand. I am not lazy. I'm a warrior." See this image larger"Kind of takes the fun out of it when all the gifts are digital downloads." See this image larger"Kind of takes the fun out of it when all the gifts are digital downloads." See this image larger"Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't." Nikki Rogers See this image larger"I want to thank all my supporters…Hanes, Maidenform, Spanx" See this image larger"At the end of the day, I am thankful that my blessings are bigger than my problems." See this image largerWhat kids should say: Oh, Uncle Bert. You've grown so much since the last time I saw you! See this image larger"There is no rational reason to remain a pessimist in a world full of so many miracles." See this image larger"I woke up with frozen pips this morning. Yea, I should probably get a little more fiber in my diet." (1 comments)See this image larger"Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile." See this image largerKnock Knock Jokes for Cats: Knock, Knock…... (They're hiding under the couch.) See this image larger"Don't quit your day dream." See this image larger"If you think I'm some sort of artsy, fartsy crafts person, you're only half right." See this image larger"Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal." E. Joseph Cossman See this image larger"For Mother Goose, inspiration struck at the most unexpected moments." See this image larger"Happiness does not depend on what happens outside of you but on what happens inside of you." See this image larger"Rise? If I must. Shine? It ain't freakin' happening." See this image larger"Our greatest freedom is the freedom to choose our attitude." See this image larger"We can insure you, but it'll be expensive. Are you sure that you want to open a china shop?" See this image larger"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." Nora Roberts See this image larger"I don't think my fairy godmother is coming. Either that, or I accidentally killed her with a fly swatter." See this image larger"You can determine how confident people are by listening to what they don't say about themselves." Brian G. Jett See this image larger"I realize your brother needs a place to stay for a few day but I find this weird." See this image larger"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." Jon Kabat-Zan See this image larger"Doctor, have you perfected your super, age-reversing formula yet?" "In a manner of speaking, Poopie Head." See this image larger"A wise old owl sat on an oak. The more he saw, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he heard. Why can't we all be like that bird?" See this image larger"I have the luck of a person who gets hit by a car, sees a bright light, only to be hit by another car." See this image larger"Don't stop when you're tired. Stop when you are done." See this image larger"People who yell 'Trick or treat!' are givin' me one too many options." See this image larger"The mountain we must conquer rests within ourselves." Roxana Jones See this image larger"I'm no fan of technology. Have you noticed how difficult it is to eat homework these days?" See this image largerSee this image larger"Life is an opportunity for us to contribute something that outlasts us and makes the world a better place." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"I have to admit it, Hank. You have a real talent for distracting me from the seemingly endless hours of mind-numbing boredom." See this image larger"Big things often have small beginnings." See this image larger"This morning I need a café-vodka-mocha-prozac-latte." See this image largerBe Lucky L: Live on purpose U: Utilize your strengths daily C: Be a Catalyst for change K: Know who you are meant to serve Y: Be Yourself See this image largerAn Old Irish Blessing May love and laughter light your days, And warm your heart and home. May good and faithful friends be yours, Wherever you may roam. May peace and plenty bless your world With joy that long endures. May all life's passing seasons Bring the best to you and yours! See this image largerThe O'Brien's loved celebrating St. Patrick's day but the green food coloring in the jacuzzi seemed to be a bad idea! See this image largerMake sure your kilt is short enough to do a Jig but long enough to hid your Lucky Charms! Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! See this image largerPinch me on St. Patrick's Day and the road's gonna rise up to meet your face! See this image largerSee this image larger"Not all who wander are lost." J.R.R. Tolkien See this image larger"He's going to have the best self-esteem." See this image larger"Thoughts are much like waves. We can't stop them from coming but we can choose which ones to surf." See this image larger"A plugger gets his morning news without clicking a mouse or TV remote. And he can line his birdcage when he's through." See this image larger"If you judge people, you have no time to love them." Mother Theresa See this image largerGarfield sues Grumpy Cat: "My client has been doing the whole 'I hate Mondays' thing since the late seventies…" See this image larger"It doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you don't stop." (2 comments)See this image larger"People who say, 'Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.' have obviously never had bacon." See this image larger"So live that your memories will be part of your happiness." See this image largerInternet gremlins See this image larger"Never give up; never lose hope. Always have Faith, it allow you to cope. Trying times will pass as they always do. Just have patience, your dreams will come true. So put on a smile, you will live through your pain. Know it will pass, and strength you will gain." Bel Claveria Carig Martinez See this image larger"The charge is preposterous, your honor! How can my client be accused of stealing a wallet when he was only taking back what was rightfully his?!" See this image larger"Push yourself to the limit. Don't quit." See this image larger"Bart Simpson reaches puberty" See this image larger"Sometimes, our only source of power are the thoughts we believe. No one can take what's inside your mind." See this image larger"Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet. What should be hot is cold, what should be firm is limp, and the buns are bigger than anything else on the menu." (1 comments)See this image larger"Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything." See this image larger"Do you know why I pulled you over? Because I honestly can't remember." (1 comments)See this image larger"To be able to lead others, a man must be willing to go forward alone." Harry Truman ME: That would be all people, men and women. Considering the times, we'll forgive Harry. (1 comments)See this image larger"You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves." See this image larger"Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock." See this image larger"You know you're a plugger when your high school reunion invitation has a box to check if you need a wheelchair." See this image larger"Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience." P. Coelho See this image larger"I want you to put me in touch with reality, but be ready to break the connection fast." (1 comments)See this image larger"A dream is not something that you wake up from, but something that wakes you up." Charlie Hedges See this image larger"I need a 6 month vacation twice a year! Anyone else with me on this?" See this image larger"Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished." Lao Tzu (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you have travelled." Mohammed See this image larger"Monster? All these years you've been checking for the boogie man, I've been picturing a gentleman with a passion for dance." See this image larger"The world will ask you who you are, and if you don't know, the world will tell you." Carl Jung (1 comments)See this image larger"I'm sorry, but we live in a global economy, where the competition becomes harder and harder…" See this image larger"Wake up with determination. Go to sleep with satisfaction." See this image larger"In the Avenger's fridge, no one steals Thor's lunch. No one." See this image larger"Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start." Nido Qubein See this image larger"Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start." Nido Qubein (1 comments)See this image larger"Put your stuff in storage, book a one way ticket, explore our world. Your old life will be waiting for you…if you even want it back." (1 comments)See this image larger"I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me." (1 comments)See this image larger"You have to imagine it possible before you can see something. You can have the evidence right in front of you, but if you can't imagine something that has never existed before, it's impossible." Rita Dove See this image larger"Ruin my practice, will ya, Mister 'Apple a Day'? Well, this is one physician you're not going to keep away." See this image larger"It is the supreme art of the Teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge." Albert Einstein See this image larger"I don't understand why it's so hard for her to know what I need. It's all right there on the tag." See this image larger"You're not going to enjoy every minute of the journey, but the success you'll find at the end will make it all worth it." Muhammad Ali See this image largerLobsterfest: "Run away, guys! It's not what we thought!" See this image larger"I'm going to always rise above the doubt that may exist about me." T.I See this image larger"I finally found a diet plan that really works. It's called 'The Price of Food.'" See this image larger"There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind." See this image largerDisorganized Crime: "Put the money in the ba…where did I put the bag?" "Getaway car's leavin'." See this image larger"You measure the size of the accomplishment by the obstacles you had to overcome to reach your goals." Booker T. Washington See this image larger"Ahem I will repeat for the third time…Do you, Owen Hoffman, take…" (1 comments)See this image larger"I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday." See this image larger"How can I be a star like you?" "Well, first you need to come out of that shell of yours." (2 comments)See this image larger"Success is not a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire." (1 comments)See this image larger"By golly, these'll do the trick!" When a plugger needs to open a child-proof cap on a prescription bottle, it often involves a trip to the toolbox. See this image larger"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive-to breathe, to think, to enjoy and to love." Marcus Aurelius See this image larger"Having plans sounds like a good idea..until you have to put clothes on and leave the house." See this image larger"It's not what you say out of your mouth that determines your life. It's what you whisper to yourself that has the most power!" Robert Kiyosaki See this image largerAppropriate for Tax Day: "Whoa!..Bummer,dude. Next time you wish for wealth beyond your wildest dreams, better make it tax-free." See this image larger"The best way to predict the future is to create it." See this image larger"Get off that site now!" (little firecracker on Match.com) (2 comments)See this image larger"Focus on where you want to go not on what you fear." Anthony Robbins See this image larger"I am the Ghost of Christmas yet to come." See this image larger"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." Sam Ewing See this image larger"Time does go faster as you get old…but you can even it out by driving really slow!" See this image larger"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?" See this image largerBusiness Lunch Power Move: "And I'll have the same thing as him, but better." See this image larger"Transformation is often more about unlearning then learning." Richard Rohr See this image largerIf people had acted like they do on Facebook when Facebook didn't exist: "I'm in a relationship with Coleen McGuire!" "I've just stepped out the shower!" "Cookies taste good!" (1 comments)See this image largerHappy Easter!See this image larger"Wishing you peace, love, & happiness at Easter and always." See this image larger"I won't say my memory's bad, but it's to the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs!" See this image larger"I was an Easter egg" See this image larger"The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout out to his Peeps: YO!" See this image larger"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." Milton Berle See this image larger"It's a great day in a plugger's life when he leaves a doctor's appointment without a new prescription." See this image larger"Don't carry your mistakes around with you. Instead, place them under your feet and use them as stepping stones to rise above them." See this image larger"I could definitely be a morning person if morning started at noon." (1 comments)See this image larger"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will." Suzy Kassem See this image larger"She complained about the porridge. She complained about the chairs. She complained about the beds. Let's see if we can make it four for four." (2 comments)See this image larger"However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at." Stephen Hawking See this image larger"I hope you're doing your math!" "Sure am!" Thinking: add to cart, add to cart, add to cart See this image larger"Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it." Helen Keller See this image larger"You quoted me out of context." See this image larger"Your heart will show you your beauty. Never look for it with your eyes." (1 comments)See this image larger"There's nothing wrong with my paycheck that a couple more zeroes wouldn't cure." See this image larger"Life is like a piano: the white keys represent happiness, the black keys show sadness. But as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys make music too." See this image largerThe only heated towels a plugger gets. "Sorry, I hate to bother you…" See this image larger"An arch consists of two weaknesses, which, leaning on each other, become a strength." Leonardo da Vinci See this image larger"Never let your printer know you're in a hurry…they smell fear." (1 comments)See this image larger"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers See this image larger"Just what is taking her so long? She only went upstairs to change…" See this image larger"Never stop dreaming." See this image larger"Want to really mess with these guys? Lay down and take a nap." See this image larger"Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow's a fresh opportunity to make it better." (1 comments)See this image largerMating calls that led to extinctions: "Toll-yoo-so! Toll-yoo-so!" "Haf-yoo-gaind-wate? Gaind-wate?" "Yor-lyke-yor-mutha! Lyke-yor-mutha!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Courage is tiny pieces of fear all glued together." Terri Guillemets See this image larger"I need my eight hours of sleep. But my boss keeps wantin' me to do my job." See this image larger"There is no shame in beginning again, for you get a chance to build bigger and better than before." See this image larger"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right (sigh), here I am…" See this image larger"Dreams don't work unless you do."See this image largerQuack Addict: "I started off small, kids. Here a quack, there a quack. But, pretty soon, it was everywhere a quack quack!" See this image larger"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." C.S. Lewis See this image larger"If you ever get tired of this place, I have two one-way tickets to Tahiti." I'll pack my bags after I get off work." You know you're a plugger when you can shamelessly flirt with a waitress because you know no one will take you seriously. See this image larger"Being positive in a negative situation is not being naïve, it's leadership." See this image larger"At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story." See this image larger"Respect yourself enough to say 'I deserve peace'. Walk away from people or things that prevent you from attaining it." Jericho Silvers See this image larger"On the bright side, they named the crime after you." See this image larger"Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you." Carl Sandburg See this image largerThe Loch Ness Monster, reveled at last See this image larger"Hello, Wonderful! You are strong, brave, capable, creative and ready. Go make life happen!" Lara Casey See this image larger"The sage is on the top shelf, aisle seven." See this image larger"When things change inside you, things change around you." See this image larger"Uh oh. I have to sneeze." See this image larger"Successful mothers are not the ones that have never struggled. They are the ones that never give up, despite the struggles." Sharon Jaynes See this image larger"A good mother loves her kids. A great mother still loves them when they're teenagers!" See this image larger"It's not easy being a mother these days. Texting in all caps just doesn't have the same impact as good, old-fashioned yelling!" See this image largerSee this image largerWhen thumbs point the finger: "The one on the far right, Officer. I'm sure of it." See this image larger"Forget the mistake. Remember the lesson." See this image larger"Back pills? They're on the bottom shelf in the 50-pound jar." See this image larger"An injury is not just a process of recovery. It's a process of discovery." Conor McGregor (1 comments)See this image largerThe older a plugger gets, the better an athlete he remembers being in his youth. See this image larger"I am building a fire, and everyday I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match." Mia Hamm See this image larger"I'll tell you why I can't lose weight. I've got metal fillings in my teeth and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen." (1 comments)See this image larger"A little progress each day adds up to BIG results." See this image larger"You could have just broken up with me. You didn't have to drive me out to the woods to set me loose." (1 comments)See this image larger"Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together." Marilyn Monroe See this image larger"As far as cat ladies go, Elsie was the undisputed champion." See this image larger"What would you do if you weren't afraid?" Sheryl Sandberg (1 comments)See this image larger"He believed in reincarnation." See this image larger"When you own who you are without apologies, you give others permission to do the same." (1 comments)See this image larger"I get the sense you're not equally committed to the relationship." See this image larger"Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud." Maya Angelou See this image largerDURN UNIT: "I was cleaning my bow and arrow and it went off." "Durn!" See this image largerMy brother sent me this for my birthday.(3 comments)See this image larger"Go where you are celebrated--not tolerated. If they can't see the real value of you, it's time for a new start." Unknown (1 comments)See this image larger"The secret to surviving the cold is to put on enough layers that you can't fit through the door to go outside." (1 comments)See this image larger"The earth has music for those who listen." William Shakespeare (1 comments)See this image largerBefore fortune cookie companies hired editors See this image larger"Be careful with your words. They can only be forgiven, not forgotten." (1 comments)See this image larger"Legal disclaimer: McRonald's is not responsible for your happiness." See this image larger"Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire." See this image larger"Are you kidding me?! That's 50 cents a hair!" Pluggers rarely get their money's worth at the barber shop. See this image larger"Without new experiences, something inside of us sleeps. The sleeper must awaken." Frank Herbert (1 comments)See this image larger"I wish one of my other personalities loved to clean." See this image larger"There are only two words that describe the meaning of Memorial Day. 'Thank You'" See this image largerThe Later Years: "I do not like green prunes and bran…I do not like them, Sam-I-am…" See this image larger"Give yourself permission to take time to breathe, to live life, to give, to love, to reflect, to be present, and to just be." (1 comments)See this image larger"The real estate agent had been surprisingly literal when he call Owen's apartment 'a small oasis in the city'." See this image larger"The best view comes after the hardest climb." See this image largerSomewhere at autocorrect headquarters: "Kiss" to "Kick" "Catch" to "Crotch" "Congratulations" to "Come grab my fat shins" See this image larger"I Choose..to live by choice, not by chance; to make changes, not excuses; to be motivated, not manipulated; to be useful, not used; to excel, not compete; I choose self-esteem, not self pity. I choose to listen to my inner voice, not the random opinion of others." See this image larger"Some people see the glass as half full, others half empty. I see it as one more thing to wash." (1 comments)See this image larger"If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." John Quincy Adams (1 comments)See this image larger"I think he's mocking me." (1 comments)See this image larger"Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare." Japanese proverb (1 comments)See this image larger"Sometimes I wish I could "Select All' and 'Delete'. Of course, I'm not talking about computers." See this image larger"We only have what we give." Isabel Allende See this image larger"To think I spent all those years in medical school when I could have become a health care expert just by running for Congress." See this image larger"Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't." Nikki Rogers (1 comments)See this image larger"Make it look like an oxidant." See this image larger"No bird can fly without opening its wings. And no one can love without opening their heart." Mark Nepo See this image largerSee this image larger"Never let your fear decide your future." See this image larger"The high prices of prescription drugs are getting to be ridiculous!" "I'd tell you to take a chill pill, but they are now $50 a pop." (1 comments)See this image larger"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." James Dewar See this image larger"Hold on, I know I have it here somewhere." You're a plugger if you have more "bonus keys" on your key ring than keys. See this image larger"Golf is the closet game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots--but you have to play the ball where it lies." Bobby Jones See this image larger"Honey, help! The iron isn't working so I tried using your curling iron." (2 comments)See this image larger"You will never be satisfied with anything less than the highest you can attain." See this image larger"Google is definitely a woman. It doesn't let you finish a sentence without suggesting other ideas." See this image larger"You create your thoughts, your thoughts create your intentions, and your intentions create your reality." Wayne Dyer See this image larger"But you asked me to assemble a panel of experts on what it means to be green." See this image larger"Become one of the rare people who don't know how to quit." Robin Sharma (1 comments)See this image larger"I gave up looking young and attractive years ago when I found out surly and intimidating was so much easier." See this image larger"People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image larger"The presidential candidates put us chameleons to shame." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerHere's another example of yarn bombing.See this image larger"People come and go, it's a natural cycle. If someone doesn't feel lucky to have you in their life, it's their loss." See this image larger"Mom, we're making you famous on YouTube!" See this image larger"To the one soul reading this: I know you're tired. I know you feel aimless, confused, disappointed, and lost. I know you might be on the brink of giving up. But even when you're weak, there's still strength in you. Keep going." See this image larger"Gosh, You're right. It's really him. But I've never eaten a celebrity before." "Go, ahead, but get his autograph first." See this image larger"If you really look closely, most overnight successes took a long time." Steve Jobs See this image largerTrial separation at checkout #2: Peanut Butter: "But, Helen, we're so good together!" Jelly: "I saw you check out that honey, Larry." Larry is maybe a bit too smooth. See this image larger"Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another." See this image larger"You know you're a plugger when your children are finally out of the house, but their stuff is still in the house." See this image largerHAPPY FATHER'S DAY "Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father." Barack Obama See this image largerTop 3 (bad) Dad jokes: Me: Please may I leave the table? Dad: And where are you going to leave it? Me: Hi, there, is Monica around? Dad: No, she's more of an oblong shape. Me: Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on. See this image larger"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. And don't write it on Facebook either!!" See this image larger"Tomorrow is already getting terrible reviews on the east coast." See this image larger"With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts." Eleanor Roosevelt See this image larger"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade." (1 comments)See this image larger"It's better to look back on life and say: 'I can't believe I did that.' than to look back and say: 'I wish I did that.'" See this image larger"There's a fine line between being able to multitask and being a big maniac." See this image larger"You cannot be lonely if you have learned to love the person you're alone with." Roxana Jones (1 comments)See this image larger"I'd love to hear a man say those three little words…"I've got money."" See this image larger"The greatest step towards a life of simplicity is to learn to let go." Steve Maraboli See this image larger"Hold on--I'm taking my tollhouse cookies out of the oven!" See this image larger"If you realized how powerful your thoughts are you'd never think a negative thought again." See this image larger"A little added incentive.." See this image larger"Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits." See this image larger"Listen, doll, it it's a man you're after, I think I have exactly what you're looking for in the way of husband material." See this image larger"No disability or dictionary out there is capable of clearly defining who we are as a person." Robert M. Hensel See this image larger"I was told there would be pie.." (1 comments)See this image larger"Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder." See this image larger"I'm having apple pie and ice cream. Why?" Pluggers know that for good health, they need to eat fruit and dairy products daily. See this image larger"There comes a day when I don't have to be a princess. No rules, no expectations. A day where anything can happen. A day where I can change my fate." Merida See this image larger"Don't get me wrong, you look great, but the customers aren't here to see a fit hippo." See this image larger"Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture your heart." Old Indian Saying See this image larger"Just because I know I could get more done if I got up earlier doesn't mean I have any intention of ever trying it." See this image larger"Life begins at the end of your comfort zone." Neale Donald Walsch See this image largerWerner's last day on the job: "I need you to breathe into this…" See this image larger"Live with intention. Walk to the Edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Appreciate friends. Continue to learn. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is." Mary Anne Radmacher See this image larger"I was down to my undies in the voting booth when I remembered it wasn't a changing room." See this image larger"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will." See this image larger"Class, today we'll begin drawing the figure from life." (1 comments)See this image larger"Don't wait. The time will never be just right." Napoleon Hill See this image largerSee this image larger"Fall in love with taking care of your body." (1 comments)See this image larger"I'm at the age now where half the stuff in my shopping cart has a longer expiration date than I do." See this image larger"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson (1 comments)See this image larger"We think we found a weakness in this enemy and sent in Cody. How did it go, Cody?" See this image larger"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." Thomas Jefferson See this image larger"Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable. Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals." Martin Luther King Jr. See this image larger"My idea, 'Fun Day', has been outvoted. But I still say the word 'Independence' is far too long. They'll just end up calling it 'The Fourth'." See this image larger"Today I will do what others won't so tomorrow I can do what others can't." See this image largerSign: Caution: May be hazardous to your health Rabbit: "Silly scare tactics. What could possibly be more healthy for you than eating your veggies?" See this image larger"Stand for what is right even if that means standing alone." (1 comments)See this image larger"That thing is trying to take our jobs!" See this image larger"Be strong but not rude. Be kind but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud but not arrogant." See this image largerBy the time a plugger finds his "misplaced" hearing aid, his wife has forgotten what she was going to say. Him: "OK, there. Now what were you saying?" Her: "Un..uh….shoot!" See this image larger"Success isn't overnight. It's when everyday you get a little better than the day before. It all adds up." Dwayne Johnson See this image largerThe correct way to weigh yourself: "I can't believe I've been doing it wrong all these years!" (1 comments)See this image larger"A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles." Tim Cahill See this image larger"Whoever removes the mop from the stone shall become the royal janitor. For many, many centuries, no one has tried." See this image larger"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try." Beverly Sills See this image largerE.T. out on the town See this image larger"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and loved more than you know." See this image larger"It's the shorts." See this image larger"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." Mark Twain See this image larger"If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quits their job. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first." See this image larger"The arrival of the morning sun means another day has just begun. I give thanks for all I have today, tomorrow, and in my past. Another Day to be all I can be no matter the negativity that tries to defeat me. Yes, optimistic I will stay. Thanks to the morning sun that starts my day." Ramona Spires (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerDoc: "Now that you're 50, what's the most difficult thing to do, Wiz?" Wizard: "Yes." See this image larger"How does blaming others for your situation empower you towards a better life? Take responsibility for your actions and choose a better future." See this image larger"No, I have nothing against Bernie. It's the colonel that scares me silly." See this image larger"I haven't been everywhere but it's on my list." Susan Sontag (1 comments)See this image larger"This new shopping site helps you enjoy the convenience of Cyber Monday without losing the experience of Black Friday. I just got punched by a guy in Walmart!" See this image larger"You only fail when you stop trying." See this image larger"A plugger doesn't have to plug in her blanket at night, but she does have to feed it in the morning." See this image larger"Just because you're taking longer than others does not mean you're a failure. Keep going." See this image larger"At the end of the day I wish life would ask us, 'do you want to save the changes?'" See this image larger"When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps." Confucius See this image larger"You're such a pessimist! I say it's half empty!" See this image larger"You don't need a new sunrise to start over, you only need a new mindset." See this image largerSpeaker: "The boiling frog theory states that if a frog is placed in boiling water, it will jump out, but if it is slowly heated, it will not perceive the danger and die.." Clueless: "I don't get the relevance..Isn't this supposed to be a seminar on climate change?" See this image larger"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." Christopher Reeve See this image larger"I'm prescribing an anti-inflammatory." See this image larger"Looking back you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting." Robert Brault (1 comments)See this image larger"This heat wave is brutal! Not only is it hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk, but you can used your mailbox as a toaster oven." See this image largerSee this image larger"When everything feels like an uphill struggle, just think of the view from the top." See this image larger"Okay..one more game of peek-a-boo, but that's it!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Every morning you have two choices: to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them." See this image larger"This is pure heresy! Everybody knows that the Earth revolves around us!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Despite the forecast, live like it's Spring. Make sure to find joy in the smallest of things in your life." Lilly Pulitzer See this image larger"I used to be somebody. I used to be a contender." (1 comments)See this image larger"Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle." Christian D. Larson See this image largerAll pluggers have a set of encyclopedias, but they have to explain what they are to their grandkids. "And they contain information on just about anything. Well, up to 1968." See this image larger"Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase." Martin Luther King Jr. (1 comments)See this image larger"Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't wait for things to get easier, simpler or better. Life will always be complicated. Learn to be happy right now. Otherwise, you'll run out of time." See this image larger"That's not the crime scene tape, Mitch." (Tape says 'bake sale'.) See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Live like someone left the gate open." (1 comments)See this image largerAfter the paleo diet, the next thing is a paleo workout. (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead." Louisa May Alcott See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you feel like you're losing everything, remember that trees lose their leaves every year and they still stand tall and wait for better days to come." (1 comments)See this image larger"Boy, I'm a wreck if I don't get my 21.5 hours." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerMay I live this day compassionate of heart, clear in word, gracious in awareness, courageous in thought, generous in love." John O'Donohue (1 comments)See this image larger"Now remember, that fish was so big it broke the line and got away. And it probably weighed at least 45 or 50 pounds." "Got it, Grampa." A plugger learns the art of telling a fish tale at an early age. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." James N. Watkins See this image larger"I know I was born 'surf' but sometimes, deep down, I feel like I'm actually 'turf'." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The real risk is doing nothing." Denis Waitley See this image larger"A female president would only be a good idea if you wanted the country fun right for some reason." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will." Suzy Kassem See this image largerTweety vs. Woodstock: The battle for cute-yellow-birdie supremacy See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath, smile and start again." See this image larger"It's positively disgraceful. Thirty-five years old, and we're still supporting him. Well, I say it's about time he left the nest and learned to stand up on his own one leg!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"There are two ways of spreading light: To be the candle or the mirror that reflects it." Edith Wharton See this image larger"That's it…a screwdriver, duct tape and wd-40!" A plugger considers himself "getting lucky" when he walks into a room and remembers why he went there. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The soul usually knows what to do to heal itself. The challenge is to silence the mind." See this image largerWhy you can never tell a dog a knock-knock joke: Knock, knock…....Bark, bark,etc…... See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"There are two rules for success: 1. Never reveal everything you know. 2. " See this image larger"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel but you know what that means…more laundry." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow's a fresh opportunity to make it better." See this image larger"No, thank you. I order all my brick and mortar online." See this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Albert Einstein See this image larger"Punishing them with plagues or floods was too messy, so now he just tells a few of the nuttiest ones to run for President." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've never done. See this image larger"Don't you just love that new carb smell?! See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Our eyes are in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things in the past. Learn from them and keep moving forward." See this image larger"You have two basic options. Lose thirty pounds or get eleven inches taller!" See this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway." Earl Nightingale See this image largerRare Books: "And this is a first edition Kindle." See this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence." Robert Frost See this image larger"So far, no one has really challenged my decision to never appear nude on screen." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people." (1 comments)See this image larger"Humpty, Mike, Yellow, Pac-Man and R2D2 all show up in the same costume." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect." Zoey Sayward (1 comments)See this image larger"The stork? Where did you ever hear such nonsense? The truth is, son, you were pulled from a hat." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"A ship in port is safe; but that is not what ships are built for." Grace Hopper See this image larger"I wish you could've seen what she did. It was so cute! I should've taken a video." You know you're a plugger when all of your grandkids are grown, so you have to talk to your friends about your cat. See this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"You will never regret being kind." (2 comments)See this image larger"This new app sends me an electric jolt when I'm about to walk into something when I'm texting." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When you focus on problems, you'll have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you'll have more opportunities." See this image larger"If my calculations are correct, I've worked out I can retire 7 years after I die." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A problem is a chance for you to do your best." Duke Ellington See this image larger"Okay, the trampoline was a bad idea." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Love makes our friends a little dearer. Joy makes our hearts a little lighter. Faith makes our paths a little clearer. Hope makes our lives a little brighter. Peace bring us all a little nearer." Zachary Taylor Austin See this image larger"Harry Potter's career as a conductor was brief." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted." David Bly See this image larger"OK, if people don't come out to show their support by noon, start sending out the subpoenas." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" Dr. Suess (1 comments)See this image larger"Hey! All returns have to be rewound!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"All you can change is yourself, but sometimes that changes everything!" Gary W. Goldstein See this image larger"I'm afraid we can't accept Facebook friends as character references!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A setback is a set up for a comeback." Bishop T.D. Jakes See this image larger"We're staying away from Washington, DC. Sounds like they spend all their time hunting us." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it." Dennis P. Kimbro See this image larger"Some things are better left unsaid….especially to me." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, stop caring about what others think." Jimi Hendrix See this image larger"Honey, I'm ho….." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Happiness is a butterfly. Which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you." Nathaniel Hawthorne See this image largerDog: "I have a deep-seated fear of vacuums." Lego-therapist: "Who doesn't?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Mistakes are proof that you are trying." See this image larger"You’re a plugger if you make an emergency run to the store to replenish your supply of little princess tiaras for your granddaughter's sleepover." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that." Norman Vincent Peale See this image largerDialogue Box: The universe has unexpectedly quit. Would you like to relaunch?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If light is in your heart, you will find your way home." Rumi See this image larger"I have a split personality. One side loves wine. The other side loves chocolate." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Silence is the music of wisdom." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"I used to work in a complaint department. But I got tired of listening to amateurs." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"It is not what you look at that matters, it is what you see." Henry David Thoreau (1 comments)See this image larger"Listen, I'm sick of vacuuming fur. Could you just color-match a carpet to this?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." James N. Watkins See this image larger"You can't prove nothin'." "No need to now. Officer, arrest this man. Perhaps next time, he'll think twice about using a double negative." Another successful bust by the grammar police. (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"What ever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy." See this image larger"It has voice-controlled communication, entertainment and navigation systems. And you can connect to your smartphone via a touchscreen." The last time a plugger bought a car, the most complicated thing he had to learn was how to set the clock. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image largerSecret Santa (or Santa's Secret?) See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Victory belongs to the most persevering." Napoleon Bonaparte See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'" Mary Anne Radmacher See this image larger"Some people see the glass as half full, others half empty. I see it as one more thing to wash." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The real risk is doing nothing." Denis Waitley See this image larger"Too bad his editor died first." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try." See this image larger"It's obviously a prehistoric representation of an early encounter with ancient aliens." See this image larger"It's obviously a prehistoric representation of an early encounter with ancient aliens." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything." See this image largerThe plugger Google: "Hey, son. Can you look something up for me on your computer?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible." Francis of Assisi See this image largerProof that you do indeed use math later in life: "Okay, if I skip a shower, that leaves me an extra 10.5 minutes to sleep. If I don't shave, that's another 4.7 minutes. If I don't make the kids their lunches, another 3.3 minutes…" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't be afraid to give up the good for the great." Steve Prefontaine See this image larger"Sometimes I really think I have my life together, and then I realize my underwear is on inside-out." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Work hard in silence; let success make the noise." See this image larger"You're in luck. Says here the giant Anaconda can't swallow anything larger than a Yak." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"The only person you should strive to be better than, is the person you were yesterday." Matty Mullins See this image largerMan: "You're acting a bit strange. What's wrong?" Woman: "Nothing.." A man who believes nothing is wrong in this scenario, stands absolutely no chance in a relationship. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"People come and go, it's a natural cycle. If someone doesn't feel lucky to have you in their life, it's their loss." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Every champion was once a contender that refused to give up." Rocky Balboa See this image larger"A plugger's favorite ice cream bowl isn't dishwasher-safe." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Nothing looks as good as being healthy feels!" See this image larger"Either the leaves are changing colors or there was something in those brownies!" See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you are in." See this image largerWhy the chicken crossed the road: "OOO! There's another Pokémon!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." See this image larger"Laugh it up, boys. You might not think it's so funny someday when you need one." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations. Don't quit." See this image larger"My reality check bounced." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Someone once told me not to bite off more than I could chew. I said I'd rather choke on greatness than nibble on mediocrity." See this image larger"Luckily I had some crayons with me, Doc. I didn't even notice the wait!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger--The history of the dove drawing for peace: from Bing: "Picasso's first 'Dove' lithograph, a traditional, realistic picture of a pigeon, was chosen as the emblem for the First International Peace Conference in Paris in 1949. He later developed the image into a simple graphic line drawing that has become one of the world's most recognizable symbols of peace." See this image larger--The history of the peace rose: from Bing: "This hybrid tea rose was developed by Meilland in France before World War II. When the German invasion of France seemed inevitable, he sent cuttings to friends around the world. In 1945, in an effort to standardize the name of the rose, he asked Field Marshal Alan Brooke if he would give his name to the hybrid. Brooke replied that his name would soon be forgotten and 'Peace' would be a more enduring name." See this image larger"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that it is too low and we reach it." See this image larger"My dentist told me I needed a crown. I told him 'I know. Right?'" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen." See this image larger"The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? OK, hold on. I think I've got an app for that." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." Abraham Lincoln See this image larger"There's a problem. Every time that antibody tries to pick a fight, an endorphin tries to calm him down." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Never underestimate the power of dreams and the influence of the human spirits." Wilma Rudolph See this image larger"I've got the paramedics on speed dial, and defibrillator is all charged up. Let's rock, baby!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people." See this image largerThe first and last bee king: "Haven't we made enough honey for one day? I demand you take the rest of the day off! Beers for all!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Push yourself because no one else is going to do it for you." See this image larger"Let me get this straight. You want me to get rid of all but two of the termites?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Success is not a straight line." See this image larger"Wait. So what do we actually get out of this system?" "They say it's a back-end deal." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be stronger than your strongest excuse." See this image larger"For all the young ladies thinking of getting a tattoo, REMEMBER- When you get older, a butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here." Neil Gaiman See this image larger"Robin couldn't make it tonight. This is Sparrow." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Living your purpose is about being in alignment with your best and most authentic self, every day." Stacey Martino See this image larger"Hey, everybody. There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you." Maori Proverb See this image larger"Tell me when it's over, Doc.." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"While working to change the world and create true impact, you can't forget to spend the time to live in it." Michael Donnelly See this image larger"I'd like a pumpkin spice latte, and could I get a mop with that?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be brave to let go of the past. And fight for the present that you deserve. A better future is always yours." See this image largerToday's Lesson: Boundaries See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"30 years from now, it won't matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or the jeans you bought. What will matter is what you learned and how you used it." (1 comments)See this image larger"Well, what do you know. It's not the end of the world after all. We just forgot to turn the page." See this image larger"Well, what do you know. It's not the end of the world after all. We just forgot to turn the page." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The more we love ourselves, care for ourselves, celebrate ourselves; then the more capable we are to love, care, and celebrate those we care for." Sheila Callaham See this image larger"If you come to my house on Halloween, don't be surprised if you see a couple of scary goblins.. I sometimes forget to button my housecoat." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Magic is all around. You just have to believe." See this image largerSee this image larger"Your mom has a sick sense of humor." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The food you eat either makes you more healthy or less healthy. Those are your options." Melissa Hartwig See this image largerA plugger's wallet is thick not from money, but from all the cards to remind him of his next doctors appointments. "I guess I'm going to have to buy pants with bigger pockets." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." Theodore Roosevelt See this image larger"Walt said he wanted an open relationship, so I pushed him out of an 'open' window. The funeral will be an 'open' casket followed by an 'open' bar." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start." Nido Qubein See this image larger"The Ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero?" "They left 'nothing' to the imagination." See this image larger"The Halloween Party was great, until the Sheet hit the fan. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We must learn to listen to what is being said and not hear what we want to hear." Rhonda Gales See this image larger"Follow that car!" "Yes, sir! On Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat?" See this image larger"Hey! Cast spells or drive!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If we did all we are capable of doing, we would literally astonish ourselves." Thomas Edison See this image larger"So, now that we have you on the witness stand, Mr. Hamlet, you're saying you barely knew Mr. Yorick?" See this image larger"No, we don't accept ApplePay!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Through caring I learn how to give of myself in the expectation of never requiring anything back in return." Eleesha (1 comments)See this image largerDirty Harry finally meets his match: "You have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky?" See this image larger"Rats. More hand sanitizer and another face mask." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Many people are alive but don't touch the miracle of being alive." Thich Nhat Hanh See this image larger"Listen, kid, if it were up to me, I'd be happy to let you sit in, but it's really up to the top brass." See this image larger"Wow, ma'am! My whole troop'll have to help me deliver this many cookies!" "Oh, I'm counting on it, my dear." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I get a reel good laugh whenever I lure people into fishing puns." See this image larger"I will not feel deprived when I turn down junk food. I will feel empowered that I made the healthy and right choice." See this image larger"When I argue with my boss, I always have the last word. Luckily, he never hears it." See this image larger"You called hex support?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I'm so board. I really wish something fun wood come along." See this image larger"Train your mind to see something good in every day!" See this image largerThe final step in the evolution of modern man: "Legend has it that he invented ego." See this image larger"This is not how it looked on 'Top Chef'." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"When I wake in the morning, I make a wish to be useful to others." Dalai Lama See this image larger"The 'snap, crackle and pop' a plugger hears first thing in the morning aren't coming from his breakfast cereal." See this image larger"2 resumes, 4 job applications and a Will Work for Food sign?" "Halloween was more fun before the job market collapsed." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you only walk on sunny days, you'll never reach your destination." Paulo Coelho See this image larger"Coffee: A magical substance that turns, 'Leave me alone or die.' into, 'Good morning, Honey.'" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world." Robin Williams See this image larger"Whatever weight I manage to lose here, I always seem to find on the way home." See this image largerZombie Dads: "Don't roll your eyes at me, young man!" See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"I am on my way. I can go the distance." Hercules See this image larger"Wayne, I'm pretty sure it's easier if you us the same hole to get up." See this image larger"Stinkin' low carb housing." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger

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