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One of my beautiful cats Josie now playing on the Rainbow Bridge with my little MaggsThis is Maggs and Ladybird hogging one of the chairs at homeMy Mum and 2 Brothers, I think they had a little too much of what was in that bottle for ChristmasBruno (my Lhasa Apso) checking out his wardrobe!!My other beautiful cat Pussass, another adopted animal, he just showed up one day and never left.Why, hello there. MY CHILL OUT PLACE, SITTING UNDER THE CRAB APPLE TREE.This is our creek that runs at the back of our placeSILENCE !!! I KILL YOU.My Rhododendron is over 30 years old, it is looking so so but I think it will come backThe Chinese Empress Tree (Paulownia) usually has leaves @1 foot across.My beautiful little Maggs, gone to the Rainbow bridge on the 2nd January 2014The Three Musketeers now down to twoA Human Brain - A wonder part of the anatomy that starts to function when you are born, and doesn't quit until you decide to become a politician.
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here." And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."Pecan: A container to urinate in.Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses.
Octopus: An eight-sided catLactomangulation: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side
Gabberflasted: The state of being speechless due to someone else talking too much
Feng Shui: Chinese for "Load of Crap"Waffle: A pancake with a nonskid tread
Harp: A piano in the nudeArachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dogVasectomy: Spoil the rod. Spare the child
A cat walks into a bar. Then out of the bar. Then back in. Then out again.Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are
Brain Fart: A byproduct of a bloated mind producing information effortlessly
Zeal: An enthusiastic sea mammal
Joan of Arc: Noah’s wife.Nasal Spray Salesman: A guy who goes around sticking his business up other people's noses
Falsehood: Someone who pretends to be a gangster
Damitol: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
Icicle: A stiff piece of waterMandals: Sandals for menJohnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet
Ukraine: A female sheep-lifting deviceWash-and-werewolf: Monster with a drip-dry suitA dead battery walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Are you positive you want one?" the bartender asks. The dead battery answers, "Yep! and charge it too!"
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