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I was recently snapped in a photo sans shirt. I looked like a brood mare. I realized it was time to get serious about my weight loss after crossing the "pleasingly plump" line right into "two ton tubby" territory. Bikini season is right around the corner and I don't want to spend the entire summer indoors wishing I was outside swimming with all the cool kids.

Member Since: 5/14/2010

Fitness Minutes: 1,842

My Goals:
Run 9.30257 miles the week of March 17 to the 23rd.

Weigh LESS than 200 pounds by March 27th.

Run 5K in 40 minutes or less by the end of April.

Run 22 miles per week by the end of May.

Be able to bench press ten more pounds than I can now (March 14) by the end of June.

Weigh 180 pounds by the end of July.

Have registration completed and training underway for first full length Marathon by end of August.

Weigh 165 pounds by September 28th.

Be able to run a half-marathon in less than two hours.

Maintain weight of 165 pounds andhave a full length marathon completed by end of 2013.

My Program:
To meet my goals, I'm eating a daily fistful of amphetamines and have recently started smoking. Everytime I'm inclined to eat, I light up a cigarette instead and swallow a Black Beauty.

Personal Information:
A midwesterner born and raised, I currently live and work in Chicago. I come from a fat family where food was the primary focus and have been chunky most of life with some exceptions here and there but ideally I'd like to get to my goal weight stay there and rid myself of my fat clothes.

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I am a serious home cook and am keenly interested in all things concerning food from seed germination to future resaturant trends. I also like booze. A lot. Beer, wine, spirits, vodka, cabernet, IPA, stout, malbec, absinthe, Pernod, barolo, pilsner, pale ale and syrah. And gin. I don't like brown booze though because it makes me vomit.

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    Wow. Thank you. I appreciate knowing that people are out there reading what I throw out into the world. And hey - your cat matches mine!! Haha. have a great weekend!
    1922 days ago
    Thank you for te very kind reply to my team email! Good luck with your goals!!
    1922 days ago
    i'm tryin' to spark it up, thanks for commenting on my blog. working on it. went out with yancy though tonight, and had too many pinots. oh well. back to the old drawing board tomorrow...
    2607 days ago
    Thanks so much! I was trying to take a super-serious profile pic and The Roommate (my spouse) tickled my foot. That pic is the result! :)
    2617 days ago
    KERSTIN814: "dittos" on the leg pull: Time line, photo, current weight I just can't put it all together.

    Nice writing TrainwreckTommy oh.. 'er Tina.

    You have talent.

    And weigh under 200 lbs. now. How does that relate to the photo you posted (when you were signing up for SP 5/14/2010)? Share a current photo, for all of us to celebrate along with you. You joined one year ago (per profile) so have lost (per tracker) 14 lbs in that year? That is moving in a good/maintainable direction.

    All Sparkies want the best for you and one another. You funny guy...I as others enjoyed your writing.
    2618 days ago

    Comment edited on: 4/18/2011 11:43:31 AM
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