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So, I really just want to be more know, wear shorts when it's 90 degrees, take my kid to a water park (is water park one word or 2...oh well...who cares?), buy cute clothes, let people notice the true insanity of my personality instead of the chubby I've been hiding under.

However, when I'm on the treadmill or bike wondering why the hell I put my body through this discomfort, I tell myself it's preparation for a zombie apocalypse. Yeah, that's right. It COULD happen...and I don't want my brains munched out of my head like cream from a donut (mmmm...donut)! Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Not the donut, (I'm sure you've already tried one or two) the zombie motivation. It makes me push a little harder, go a little general, it gets me off the couch.

If I never need the cardio for the apocalypse, it'll come in handy for other things...Black Friday sales, running from bill collectors, escaping from an institution, etc...

Member Since: 8/17/2011

Fitness Minutes: 9,848

My Goals:
1. Have a positive attitude!

2. Look smokin' in a swimsuit.

3. Do the ab crunch machine at the Y without grunting.

4. Weigh less than my 5'11" husband.

5. Set a good example for my lazy kid.

6. Piss off people that don't like me by looking better than them.

7. Get my big butt into my jeans.

8. Wear something slutty from Victoria's Secret.

9. Get my picture taken without complaining.


My Program:
I am counting my calories. I used to do Weight Watchers, but they changed it and it is way too complicated for my simple mind. 1200-1500 is my goal. I am currenty having trouble getting all my the pounds are coming off s...l...o...w!

I am getting my rear off the sofa. Going to the YMCA (sing it, you know you want to) 5 days a week to do 30 minutes of cardio and trying to figure out all the machines. I am currently getting my a$$ handed to me by the geriatric group...but in my defense, they are buff! AND I walk for 30 minutes in the evening with my family so we can bond! Awww!

Personal Information:
From Terre Haute, IN
~Birthplace of the Coca Cola Bottle, the former Crossroads of America, and home of the boys school that did NOT reform Charles Manson very well.

Currenty reside in Brazil, IN
~Birthplace of Orville Redenbacher and home of the Popcorn Festival (that's what is says on our water tower), and birthplace of Jimmy Hoffa (we don't have a festival for him.)

Other Information:
I got fat from eating fast food and gas station junk and generally not giving a crap. Sometimes, I still don't give a crap, but I'm too poor to buy new clothes and my old ones don't fit. I don't recommend having the same pissy attitude as doesn't always work for me. I hope to make you smile, but if I offend you, please don't tell me! Oh, and the profile pic...that's me skinny, so it's not current! Thanks and have a great day!

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