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  • v ALOTCANHAPPEN
    Got two day 2 emails for the challenges today but no day 1 emails - I will check out the day 1s on the team on Monday, and keep the emails for Tuesday onwards.
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    4 hours ago
  • v ALOTCANHAPPEN
    Hiya KP - About the two walking challenges - I'm not sure how it works - maybe there is a way of communicating on the teams - or maybe we could sparkmail each other when we've done the days tasks? And anyone else who wants to join us?
    1 day ago
  • v ALOTCANHAPPEN
    Thanks for commenting on my blog!
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    3 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again! I think these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're actually quite "humerous."

    A mother complained to the family doctor that her daughter laid in bed all day long, and all she would eat is yeast and car wax." "What will happen to her, doctor?"
    He replied, "Eventually she will rise and shine."

    Funny medical one-liners, exactly as typed by medical secretaries:

    Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

    Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

    On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

    The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

    Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

    Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.


    What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some coins?
    A: "Do you see any change in me?"

    Why did the doctor tell his nurse to be very quiet while walking past the supply cabinet?
    A: So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills.


    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to his doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

    During his follow-up visit the following week, the doctor greeted Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?!"
    Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
    The doctor replied, "I didn't say that. I said, you've got a heart murmur. Be careful!"

    Finally, here's your Tip of the Day . . . "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." - Erma Bombeck

    If these jokes have given you a headache, take two aspirin, and text me in the morning.

    Enjoy your weekend!

    Thanks for stopping by to read my blog!
    6 days ago
  • v KATRINAPLUS_TX
    Thank you so much for commenting ❤️ on my blog... You hit it on the nail when you said we are more than our weight 🤪🤪🤪
    12 days ago
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