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  • v OKBACK2MEAGAIN
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    Ready for a challenge this Summer? The BL Challenge is there for you! We have ten teams that compete with each other in Fitness and Nutrition Challenges designed your promote positive lifestyle changes, and of course weight loss. There are different challenges each week for the duration of the challenge. Support and encouragement are a important aspect of the smaller individual teams. The larger team also gives you a chance to congratulate and get to know members from other teams. After all we are all in this together and together we are stronger. emoticon To join the challenge you can click on my username and then either click on the Blue Biggest Loser Icon, or leave me a message, or use this URL https://www.sparkpeople.com/myspark/groups
    _individual.asp?gid=25339 or use the search and search for “Biggest Loser Spring Challenge ALL Teams”. Once there join and add your name to the waitlist that is one the thread below the Spring into Fitness ~ Chit Chat thread.

    Teresa,
    BL Challenge Admin

    3 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again! I think these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're actually quite "humerous."

    A mother complained to the family doctor that her daughter laid in bed all day long, and all she would eat is yeast and car wax." "What will happen to her, doctor?"
    He replied, "Eventually she will rise and shine."

    Funny medical one-liners, exactly as typed by medical secretaries:

    Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

    Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

    On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

    The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

    Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

    Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.


    What did the man say to the x-ray technician after swallowing some coins?
    A: "Do you see any change in me?"

    Why did the doctor tell his nurse to be very quiet while walking past the supply cabinet?
    A: So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills.


    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to his doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

    During his follow-up visit the following week, the doctor greeted Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?!"
    Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
    The doctor replied, "I didn't say that. I said, you've got a heart murmur. Be careful!"

    Finally, here's your Tip of the Day . . . "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." - Erma Bombeck

    If these jokes have given you a headache, take two aspirin, and text me in the morning.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    4 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again! I hope these jokes will rise to the occasion. I can promise that it's scone to be a lot of fun. I have taken it upon myself to separate the wheat from the chaff in my endless search for the best jokes to start your weekend off with a good belly laugh or two.
    I'd batter make this short and swheat before these jokes become stale . . .

    What do you call a lawyer who cooks?
    A sue chef.

    A famous Italian chef opened a new restaurant to rave reviews.
    His revenues amounted to a pretty penne.

    Last night I ate a a new restaurant in town, and the food tasted funny.
    Turns out they had hired a circus clown as a part time chef.

    Our local doughnut shop just recently closed. Turns out the owner got tired of the hole thing.

    When baking natural doggie biscuits, make sure you use collie flour.

    It was rumored that Shakespeare might have been a baker.
    After much research, it was found to be much a-dough about muffin.

    Old bakers never retire, they just keep making lots of dough.

    Well, that's about it for this Friday. I think I'll quit while I'm on a roll.
    Enjoy your weekend!
    11 days ago
  • v SHERYE
    Thank you for your wonderful positive words for my daughter and her awesome Mother's Day present she gave me.

    ((HUGS))....Sherye emoticon
    13 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    emoticon T - Tender
    emoticon H - Housekeeper
    emoticon E - Empathetic
    emoticon R - Resourceful
    emoticon S - Sentimental

    emoticon D - Dedicated
    emoticon A - Affectionate
    emoticon Y - Your Staunchest Supporter

    Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers - with children, adopted children, four-leggers, or whoever you are a "mother" to . May your Mother’s Day be filled with love and laughter. emoticon
    16 days ago
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