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  • v SHARON10002
    emoticon T for taking the time to visit with your friendship and support.

    emoticon H for your helpful, happy, and heartfelt notes.

    emoticon A for the abundance of caring in your heart.

    emoticon N for being so nice and neighborly and stopping by for a visit.

    emoticon K for all the kindness that you have shared with me.

    emoticon S for sharing all that is special in our friendship.

    emoticon That spells THANKS to you - for all you are, and all you do.
    8 hours ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again, and time to start our weekend off with a smile.
    I hope you'll get a giggle or two out of these quips from the younger ones.

    Kids Do Say The Darndest Things

    "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
    "I'm going to have to talk with your teacher about this!", her mother replied
    "By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
    "My homework." she replied.

    "Jimmy, why are you home from school so early?'
    "I got sent home early because I was the only one who could answer a question."
    "Oh, really? What was the question?"
    "Who threw the blackboard eraser at the teacher?"

    A little boy watched as his grandmother blew out the candles on her birthday cake.
    "Grandma, how old are you?"
    "39 and holding. . .", she replied.
    "Grandma . . . how old would you be if you let go?"

    Heard in a Sunday school class. . .
    "Danny, does your family say grace before eating?"
    "No, ma'am. We don't have to." "My mom is a good cook."

    A mother invited a couple of their neighbors to dinner one Saturday evening.
    After the families were seated at the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Susie, would you like to say the blessing?”

    “I don't know what to say,” Susie replied.

    “Just say what you hear Mommy say.”, her mother replied, smiling.
    Susie bowed her head, folded her hands, and said,
    “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”

    Thanks for dropping by my page this week with your rays of sunshine, and a little bit of cheer!
    I hope you have a Happy Friday, and a wonderful weekend!
    12 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    emoticon N - No amount of food can nourish a starving soul.
    emoticon O- Our way of thinking determines our relity.
    emoticon U - Unplug from technology and plug into family.
    emoticon R - Replace your fear with gratitude, and your whole world changes.
    emoticon I - I am entitled to miracles.
    emoticon S - Surrender to what is in the present moment - no matter what.
    emoticon H - Healthy outside starts from the inside.
    emoticon I - Invest in “me time” to nourish your mind, body, and spirit.
    emoticon N- New choices are always there for the choosing.
    emoticon G - Growth itself contains the seed of happiness.

    emoticon N - Nourish yourself ways that help you blossom; you are worth it.
    emoticon O - Open yourself to your soul's desire by going within.
    emoticon V - Victories come in many sizes. Acknowledge each one, and celebrate.
    emoticon E - Embrace the joy in the journey - not in some distant goal.
    emoticon M - Make peace with your food, and live the life you are hungry for.
    emoticon B - Breathe and relieve your stress anytime, anywhere.
    emoticon E - Every "but" can lead to a bigger "butt".
    emoticon R - Remember gaining weight is so much easier than losing it!

    Thank you for your friendship and support.
    I hope you have a great November!
    20 days ago
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    It's freeky Friday, and the day before Halloween! Welcome to my Pumpkin Patch. Take a load off and come sit for a spell.
    I've been busy brewing up these little frog kisses of humor for you. I'll be trying to scare up some good ol' fashioned Halloween fun and giggles for you. Some of these might seem a little batty, but make no bones about it - I'm sure one will scare a good laugh out of you. And now, my little pretties, let the spellbinding undertaking begin . . .

    Why do skeletons have such low esteem?
    They have no body to love.

    Why don't mummies take a vacation when Halloween is over?
    They're afraid they'll unwind.

    What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
    It's a real pain in the neck!

    What streets do ghosts like to haunt best?
    Dead ends.

    What's a ghost's least favorite room in a house?
    The living room.

    What food do witches like to eat at the beach?
    Sandwiches

    How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    You tickle his funny bone.

    Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
    You can see right through them.

    What food do Italians like to eat on Halloween?
    Fettucini afraid-o.

    Knock, knock. . .
    Who's there?
    Orange. . .
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad these Halloween giggles are finally over?!

    Tip of the day:
    1. Give out apples for Halloween.
    2. Wait for teenagers to T.P. your house.
    3. Collect T.P. from trees and shrubs.
    4. Now you won't have to buy T.P. for the next 6 months!

    I hope you had a howlin' good time, and wish you a very Happy Howl-oween, along with a spooktacular weekend!
    26 days ago
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    Welcome to Friday once again! I got a call today to remind me that have a dental appointment next week, and of course, that got me quite down in the mouth. . . So to cheer myself up, I decided to brighten my outlook and smile with some dental jokes. After all good dental hygiene is no laughing matter. I hope these don't leave you with a bad impression, feeling numb, or in need of some laughing gas.

    What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea?
    Denis

    What is the most popular time for a dental appointment?
    At tooth hurty

    What the dental term for X-rays?
    Tooth pics

    What did the dentist say to his patient, the golf pro?
    You got a hole in one!

    What's the definition of a toothache?
    A pain in the mouth that sometimes drives people to extraction.

    What's the best way to get a job in the dentist's office?
    By word of mouth.

    What do you call a lecture from the dentist?
    His floss-ophy.

    Here are a couple more that should make you smile. . .

    My dentist was voted the #1 dentist in our county. All he got was a little plaque.

    A buddist monk went to the dentist, and he needed a cavity filled.
    He refused any novacaine or pain killers when they were offered.
    He decided to transcend dental medication.

    I guess these jokes must be getting a little long in the tooth, so I'll stop for now.
    But before I go, please tell me the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth . . .
    Did you REALLY like these jokes?
    Thanks for your support and encouragement this week, or just for dropping by to say Hi!
    Have a great day and a wonderful weekend!!!
    33 days ago
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