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  • v BARBIEE52
    ~*~ emoticon ~~}{~~*~~"WIN or LOSE"~~*~~}{~~ emoticon ~*~

    Never play with the feelings of others, because you may "win" the game
    but the risk is that you will surely "lose" the person for a life time.
    ~ William Shakespeare ~

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    88 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    ~*~ emoticon ~*~ emoticon ~*~RULES OF CHOCOLATE~*~ emoticon ~*~ emoticon ~*~
    1. If you've got chocolate on your hands, you're eating it much too slow.
    2. Chocolate raisins, cherries, and strawberries count as fruit.
    3. Eat a chocolate bar before a meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite.
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    4. Money talks. Chocolate sing
    5. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look young.
    6. Eat equal amount of white and dark chocolate...
    they'll contradict each other for a balanced diet.
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    7. There's no Chocolate Anonymous. No one wants to quit.
    8. If you can't get 2 lbs. of chocolate home in a hot car, eat it in the parking lot.
    9. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your daily things to do list.
    That way, you get one thing done.
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    emoticon emoticon emoticon Don't you just love Chocolate? emoticon emoticon emoticon
    97 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    With Valentine's Day only a few days away, I am dedicating them to Chocolate,
    because....
    there's nothing better than sharing with a friend..especially a friend with chocolate.

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    ~~~~TOP 10 Reasons I Love Chocolate~~~~
    10. Better than sex...most of the time.
    9. Always more at the store.
    8. Makes my mouth happy.
    7. Something fun to do alone.
    6. Cheaper than Prozac.
    5. Surprise centers.
    4. Hides easily in my pocket.
    3. Two words - mood swings.
    2. Comes in pretty boxes.
    AND THE #1 REASON "I LOVE CHOCOLATE" is....
    Being addicted won't get you arrested.

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    emoticon Maybe you can share your chocolate with a friend, only if you want to emoticon
    100 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    ~~*~~}{~~*~~}{~~*~~OTHER PEOPLE~~*~~}{~~*~~}{~~*~~

    Trying to please everyone is a recipe for stress, misery and frustration.
    Be yourself....it'll be good to know who's down with that.

    Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway.

    Someone else's thoughts & desires do not require a change in your own beliefs.

    If you live for people's acceptance, you'll die from their rejection.

    There are times in your life when you realize that no matter
    what you do for some people, it will never be good enough.
    The question is, is that your problem, or theirs?

    ~~Please yourself first..you will never, ever please everyone, even if you try~~
    106 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date.
    “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”
    “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.”
    “Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”
    “Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions,
    and really none of your business.”

    Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”
    “That is enough questions, honestly!”
    The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
    “My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend.
    “Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license.
    It is like a report card—it has everything on it.”

    Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”
    The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”
    “I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now.
    “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”

    “And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”
    “Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”
    “Because you got an F in sex.”
    - Unknown

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    108 days ago
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