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  • v 2BDYNAMIC
    Thank you for the pretty flower and pot. It looks great in my window! And I'm glad you liked my page! Hope You have a great weekend!
    3 days ago
  • v SUEAZZI
    Hi Barb!
    I haven't been on spark in a long time, but so glad you messaged me! It's been a crazy year and starting to think about my next step... again. Hope you are well and enjoying this beautiful New England fall!
    Sue
    7 days ago
  • v 2BDYNAMIC
    emoticon for the flower goodie and nice message--I'm glad you like my page and hope it is ok I added you for a friend. .... emoticon
    7 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s finally Friday!!! Happy Friday! Let’s get a leg up to the right frame of mind with these cowboy jokes.


    The cowboy laid sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.

    When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the manager.” The cowboy just groaned.

    The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

    Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right buddy, what’s your name?”

    “Sam,” the cowboy moaned.

    “Where ya from, Sam?”

    With great pain in his voice Sam replied…. “The balcony.”

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    Jack strode into John’s Stable looking to buy a horse.

    “Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for."
    “The only thing is - he was trained by an interesting fellow.” “ He doesn’t go and stop with the usual commands.”
    “The way to get him to stop is to scream ‘Hey hey’.”
    “The way to get him to go is to scream ‘Thank God!’.”

    Jim nodded his head, “Eine with me.” “Can I take him for a test run?”

    Jim was having the time of his life! This horse sure could run, he thought to himself.

    Jim was speeding down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead.

    “Stop!” screamed Jim, but the horse kept on going. No matter how much he tried he could not remember the words to get the horse to stop.

    “Yoyo!” screamed Jim, but the horse just kept on speeding ahead.

    They were about 5 feet from the edge of the cliff when Jim suddenly remembered . . . “Hey hey!” Jim screamed.

    The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the edge of the cliff. Jim could not believe his good fortune; he looked up to the sky, breathed a deep sigh of relief, raised his hands in the air, and said with great conviction “Thank God!!”

    Thanks for stopping by my page to say Hi, and leave your notes, and messages.
    Have a fantastic Friday, and a wonderful weekend!
    11 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s finally here! Happy Friday!
    Here are a few jokes about magicians that should make your frown or your troubles disappear!

    I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

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    A magician is performing for a crew on a ship, and for each performance he does the ships captain comes with his parrot.
    But his parrot always ruins the trick by saying “ It’s in his sleeve!” Or “it’s In his hat!” One day the magician got fed up with the parrot, and during one of his performances he took out a revolver and shot at the parrot. He missed it and hit a propane tank which blew up the entire ship.
    The only two survivors were the magician and the parrot who were both floating on driftwood.
    The parrot then said “ Alright you got me, where’s the darn ship?!”

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    Advice for single women: You should never marry a magician because every time you need him to do something, he disappears!

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    A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
    The lumberjack grinned as he swung his ax, “And you will dialogue!"

    Thanks for your kind words about my blogs. Best of luck to your daughter in her new home! I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
    18 days ago
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