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  • v AMYISSUCCEEDING
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    5 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s finally here! Happy Friday!
    Here are a few jokes about magicians that should make your frown or your troubles disappear!

    I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

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    A magician is performing for a crew on a ship, and for each performance he does the ships captain comes with his parrot.
    But his parrot always ruins the trick by saying “ It’s in his sleeve!” Or “it’s In his hat!” One day the magician got fed up with the parrot, and during one of his performances he took out a revolver and shot at the parrot. He missed it and hit a propane tank which blew up the entire ship.
    The only two survivors were the magician and the parrot who were both floating on driftwood.
    The parrot then said “ Alright you got me, where’s the darn ship?!”

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    Advice for single women: You should never marry a magician because every time you need him to do something, he disappears!

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    A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
    The lumberjack grinned as he swung his ax, “And you will dialogue!"

    I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
    17 days ago
  • v LINDAMARIEZ1
    rolling by to wish you a great weekend!

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    24 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    emoticon I’m reading an excellent book about where people keep their cutlery; it’s top drawer.

    emoticon I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, and it’s impossible to put down!

    emoticon Bookkeepers cause real problems for a library.

    emoticon I’m reading a book about teleportation. It’s bound to get me somewhere.

    emoticon I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.

    emoticon It’s Okay to borrow a book from the library now and then, but try not to overdue it.

    I’m not addicted to books, I can quit as soon as I finish this chapter! Happy Friday, and I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
    24 days ago
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    Good Morning! emoticon

    The good news is that it’s finally Friday once again! emoticon
    The other news is that it’s Friday the 13th. emoticon So I’m here to help you get your weekend off on the “right foot” with a little frivolity and laughter meant to help you rise and grind, and perk you up! So grab your rabbit’s foot and let's add a little spice to your daily grind.

    emoticon Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

    emoticon My parents told me I couldn’t drink coffee anymore - or else they’ll ground me.

    emoticon How are coffee beans similar to kids?
    They always seem to get grounded.

    emoticon How does the tech guy drink his coffee?
    He installs Java.

    emoticon What did the barista say to his new employee?
    “Hit me with your best shot!”

    Today’s Thought: Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems for you.

    I hope you have a brew-tiful day, and a latte fun this weekend!
    38 days ago
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