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  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!

    A Neutron walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
    The bartender says, "For you? No charge".

    Why can't you trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
    Because they have all the solutions.

    I enjoy telling chemistry jokes, but only periodically.

    Where do light bulbs like to go shopping?
    At the outlet stores.

    Thanks for stopping by to say Hi, leave a goodie, or leave a note! I love them all, and thank you for your encouragement and support.
    5 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    We are our own unique star; each one of us is as different as a snowflake.
    We must remember that together we shine amid the darkness of the night sky with a brilliant beauty that is there for those who take a moment to search for, reflect on, and appreciate it.
    We are all “one of a kind wonderful”!
    I hope you have a SPARKling, healthy, and happy week!!
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    9 days ago
  • v HAPPYELF
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    10 days ago

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  • v SHARON10002
    Apple Jokes

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    It's Friday once again! I decidered to a-peel to your sense of humor with some jokes about a favorite fruit. Can you guess which one?
    I hope you will find one or two that strike a cored with you. I promise that none of them are too seedy. . .

    Why did the apple cry?
    It's peelings were hurt.

    What do you get if you cross an evergreen and an apple?
    A pineapple.

    What do you call a grouchy apple?
    A crabapple.

    If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
    Keeps everyone away.

    What is square and red?
    An apple in disguise.

    What kind of pie do you get if you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
    A crab apple pie.

    Why did the apple go to the doctor?
    It wasn't peeling well.

    Thanks for stopping pie to visit with your notes.
    I hope you have an apple-soutely wonderful weekend!
    12 days ago
  • v no profile image TWIGBISKIT5
    Healthy, not helsy🥴
    14 days ago
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