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9/6/11 1:10 P

Haha! I needed a laugh. emoticon

The second joke reminded me of one my Mum used to tell...

TURTLESDOVE Posts: 1,067
8/26/11 10:16 A


MUSTLOOSE Posts: 300
8/26/11 9:51 A

Sex With A Fireman!

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,

'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,

BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

'From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled ' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?


TURTLESDOVE Posts: 1,067
8/24/11 8:50 P

anybody got a new joke? I could use a laugh right about now.

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8/23/11 11:07 A

Not the way we talk about them anyhow!

TURTLESDOVE Posts: 1,067
8/18/11 9:55 A

thanks. If you only go by the way I act, you would think I'm a guy. Except I don't talk about women. LOL!!

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8/18/11 12:19 A

Good one. I second the motion proposed by TLCOVERT1.

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8/15/11 9:03 P

I was slow on the uptake - but I got it! ROTFLMAO.

TURTLESDOVE Posts: 1,067
8/12/11 2:30 P

I know, right? It's just that I love you guys so much!! You love me!! You really love me!! And the fact that I'm a doggone tomboy probably doesn't help much either.

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8/12/11 1:53 P

I think TURTLEDOVE should be an official associate member of the Guy's Lounge!
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WILKERSONR Posts: 5,148
8/8/11 11:01 P


TURTLESDOVE Posts: 1,067
8/8/11 8:04 P

two guys are out hunting behind one of the guys house. One guy says to the other, "hey, I can see in the window that your wife is cheating on you with your best friend" The other guy says, "Quick, shoot her in the head and him in the nuts" The other guy says, "$hit, I can get that in one shot!!!"

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