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seriously - get a dog along the lines of a border collie or standard poodle - the einsteins of the canine world. you MUST walk them twice a day - such high-energy dogs require a minimum 45min walk a day PLUS they need exercise (walking is *so* not "exercise" for these breeds!) and then they need jobs - that means you need to train them.
you'll be moving and shaking in spite of yourself!
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the caveat is that if you try to skive off on the walking, they'll usually demo your house and be a total pita until you get it in gear.