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Let's say my craving today is doughnuts and I feel powerless to resist them. I imagine an animated dozen doughnuts ringing my doorbell. When I open the door, 4 doughnuts hold me down, 2 doughnuts force my mouth open and the other half dozen jump in my mouth. Ridiculous, yes? Of course it is, but so is the notion I have no more control over my eating than that, and I've made myself smile.
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- Submitted by CAT104 1/21/2011 in Staying Positive | 5 Comments
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LADYRH 1/24/2011 3:45:00 AM

    What a way to point out that we control what we eat and not the food we eat controlling us.
Funny! emoticon
FREDDIEMARIE 1/24/2011 9:45:00 PM

    Doughnuts, my absolute weakness. Good visual to remember when I get a craving for doughnuts. emoticon
ZEEDRA 1/24/2011 5:14:00 AM

    So true! However...when you are attacked in PUBLIC, especially at the checkout, by KitKat bars who come in THREES (at a reduced price)...well...
Okay...n
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time I don't care who is watching. I'll fight them off.
All the Best,
GIVEUP30 1/23/2011 11:33:00 PM

    emoticon since I don't eat donut I will no problem opening my door emoticon Yes, it is up to us what we eat and how much emoticon very cute though I liked it...
TANSIE2 1/22/2011 6:20:00 PM

    this is a great idea - your right it is really silly to say we have not control over food (which i often say or think) so I am going to try this - thanks

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