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Cleaning Tips For Bachelors


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Bachelor clean isn't close to girlfriend clean, so if she calls & is coming over, shut down the computer game and get busy! #1 Clean the bathroom! Pick up underwear, dirty towels, etc. & stuff in washing machine. Use Clorox wipes on vanity, toilet top, & stool. Use a couple more Clorox wipes to clean floor around toilet. #2 Clean kitchen! Get a large trash bag & fill with pizza boxes, etc. Rinse dirty dishes, put in dishwasher & turn on. Use Clorox wipes, clean all surfaces #3 Take trash bag to

pick up living room. Use DRYER sheets to wipe tops of tables & stereo. #4 Change sheets, stuff into washer. Pull blanket over bed & straighten. #4 Sniff armpits, shower #5 Make note to get more Clorox wipes. You should pass inspection. If it's too clean, she'll be suspicious you have another GF.
- Submitted by POPEYETHETURTLE 1/10/2011 in Around The House | 4 Comments
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GARDENCHRIS 1/13/2011 7:32:00 AM

    Oh wow, LOL!
MARYELLEN301 1/11/2011 9:15:00 PM

    Hope she lives across town and also calls before dropping in!! emoticon
CHARLOTTE1947 1/11/2011 1:44:00 PM

    Be sure to change the sheets.
BLOOM49 1/10/2011 5:38:00 PM

    Ah, so this really was a secret until now?! No guy should not know this. Pass it on to all your guy friends of all ages! LOL

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