Bachelor clean isn't close to girlfriend clean, so if she calls & is coming over, shut down the computer game and get busy! #1 Clean the bathroom! Pick up underwear, dirty towels, etc. & stuff in washing machine. Use Clorox wipes on vanity, toilet top, & stool. Use a couple more Clorox wipes to clean floor around toilet. #2 Clean kitchen! Get a large trash bag & fill with pizza boxes, etc. Rinse dirty dishes, put in dishwasher & turn on. Use Clorox wipes, clean all surfaces #3 Take trash bag to
pick up living room. Use DRYER sheets to wipe tops of tables & stereo. #4 Change sheets, stuff into washer. Pull blanket over bed & straighten. #4 Sniff armpits, shower #5 Make note to get more Clorox wipes. You should pass inspection. If it's too clean, she'll be suspicious you have another GF.