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SparkPeople Funnies

Will work for low calorie, all natural, locally grown, gluten free, whole food with minimal packaging.

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You know you're a SparkPeople member when the day previously known as Wednesday is always 'Woo Hoo Wednesday' to you. The red bits are touching the brown bits! My bones are getting softer, but my arteries are getting harder so it balances out. You have bad handwriting. I thought 'diet and exercise' said 'beer and pizza'.
Flamingos have thin thighs, but they don't seem any happier than you. I see thin thighs in your future! In your next life, you will come back as a flamingo! SparkPeople says 'anything in moderation,' right? Low fat diets don't work. I eat fish every day and my butt still drags the ground!
I got a job at the Health Club. I fry bacon in the back room so it smells like clients are burning fat! I bought this to help you with your diet. It's a compass that always points to lettuce! Can't we just enjoy a nice walk without stopping to measure your pulse every five minutes? The good news is, you're the healthiest person I've seen all day. The bad news is, you're the healthiest person I've seen all day.

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