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My friend Molly lost 6 pounds eating nothing but rawhide, tennis balls, and squeaky rubber pork chops!

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Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!? Obesity is a symptom of modern technology. Your mouth has a broadband connection to the nutrition superhighway. My diet says I can have 1800 calories per day. It doesn't say anything about NIGHT! This magazine says we can lose 50 pounds in a week by eating chocolate cake three times a day. Finally, a diet that makes sense!
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