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Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!?

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Great excuses for cheating on your diet $1.00 Mall walking burns 300 calories per hour, which will automatically be gained back by breathing the air in the food court! I always bring Rusty with me. A 10 minute walk equals a 70 minute walk in dog years! What's wrong with empty calories? If they're empty, that means there's nothing bad in them! Each serving contains 17 grams of Who Cares, 22 grams of Mind Your Own Business and 54 grams of Shut Up And Let Me Enjoy My Food!
My doctor says I need to slow down. Everyone knows food is bad for you, but I don't know what else to eat! I must be eating right. I'm narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, just like the Food Pyramid! Potato chips aren't rubbery and blubbery like fat. They're crispy and crunchy like lettuce. That proves they're diet food! Diet Myth #173: Eating the candles on your birthday cake helps you burn calories.
Thanks for the check-up, Doc! Can I get my SparkPoints now? If you ask me, dieting is a piece of cake, but exercise is no walk in the park. Maybe that's why I'm not losing weight!

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