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You know you're a SparkPeople member when the day previously known as Wednesday is always 'Woo Hoo Wednesday' to you.

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Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. I think that means being thin feels as good as tasting nothing. My doctor told me to keep in shape. Well, this is my shape and I'm keeping it! Vegetables are very good for you, but don't overdo it. You're suffering from greenhouse gas! I'm trying to squeeze 30 minutes of exercise into my daily schedule. Today I took 120 fifteen-second walks.
When you deprive your body by dieting, it may interpret this as starvation and adapt as necessary to survive. I lost 198 pounds on the Helium Diet! I'm the only dog at the park without an iPod! You know you're a SparkPeople member when you introduce yourself as your SparkPeople username!
You exercise six days a week, drink lots of water, and eat low-fat meals with plenty of fiber. Medical experts have recently discovered that sort of thing will kill you! It's good that you're eating more fresh fruit and vegetables, but be careful to chew more thoroughly. The first Food Pyramid was built in ancient Egypt by a Pharoah who hated vegetables so much he buried them at the bottom. It's called 'fast food' because it goes to your hips faster than regular food.

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