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I have one pill that blocks fat, one pill that blocks carbs, and one pill that blocks the kitchen door.

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Tobacco is a green, leafy plant… but a cigarette does not count as a salad! I'm a wife, a mother, a daughter, a sister, a cousin, a niece, and an aunt… that's only 23 pounds per woman! If hopping burns more calories than walking, and it helps you eat more salad, then OK, I approve of the Bunny Suit Diet. If more than 50% of the population is obese, then I'm not overweight, I'm average!
Everyone knows food is bad for you, but I don't know what else to eat! Don't slice the pizza. My diet says I'm only allowed to eat one piece! I only lost one pound before I quit my diet. But if I can do that 50 times, I'll lose 50 pounds! You know you're getting too much fat in your diet when your freckles are made of pepperoni!
Access requires a password, retina scan, fingerprint analysys and a DNA sample. It's the best refrigerator I've ever owned! I'm going to order a broiled skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake. The government sent us a check. We've failed so many diets, our kitchen qualifies as a disaster area! Our diet special is a fresh garden salad served in burger, shake and fry containers.

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