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My friend Molly lost 6 pounds eating nothing but rawhide, tennis balls, and squeaky rubber pork chops!

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I'm 63 in dog years. Respect your elders and let me have the chair. I can't run early in the morning. When my buns of steel bang together, it sounds like two trash can lids! First my ball rolled under the sofa, then my water dish was too warm, then the squeaker broke on my rubber pork chop. I've had a horrible day and I'm totally stressed out!!! I want you to switch from motor oil to omega-3 fish oil. It's a complex exercise machine, but we guarantee you'll lose 3 pounds putting it together!
You know you're a SparkPeople member when you use 'spark' as a verb They want me to start walking! How many times a week should I walk? How fast? How far? What's my optimum aerobic heart rate? Do I have the right shoes? I'm trying to be more active. Which one burns more calories, Twittering, Blogging or Googling? An aspirin a day will help prevent a heart attack if you have it for lunch instead of a cheeseburger. My doctor told me to increase my activity. Chewing, changing channels, and napping are activities!
Getting old is like playing dodgeball with your doctor. I spend an average of 21 minutes a week wiggling in and out of my pantyhose-- that's got to count as aerobic exercise!

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