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If dieting and exercise make us hungry, then the key to weight loss is eating and napping! I had my plumber install new pipes. I got tired of fretting about my cholesterol! To break through a weight-loss plateau, increase your walking to 40 hours a day, 9 days a week. All I want to do is lie around all day. This isn't helping. It's a multimedia slide presentation explaining how I can live a happy, health and productive life without broccoli.
If you lose weight, you'll have more energy. Why do you think they call it FATigue? Finally, a food label I can understand! Each serving contains 10 grams of fat and 5 grams of thin. I use aerobics music for my ringtone. Every time I get a call, I can sneak in an extra 15-second workout! Have a wonderful time at the ball, Cinderella, but remember-- at midnight the hors d'oeuvres turn into hips and thighs! The FDA has classified compliments as an essential nutrient.
The vet says I need a hobby. I thought eating and sleeping were my hobbies! Napping is the best activity for weight loss. I can't eat anything when I'm asleep!

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