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I'd like some dry broiled fish, sliced cucumbers, and fresh mixed berries. If you don't have that, I'll take a triple bacon cheeseburger, jumbo fries and a cookie dough shake! Cucumber slices instead of pepperoni, vinegar instead of cheese, lettuce instead of crust-- it's diet pizza! I bought this to help you with your diet. It's a compass that always points to lettuce! If walking makes your legs thinner and sit-ups make your waist thinner, how come chewing doesn't make my face thinner?
This is my favorite photo. It was taken back when I had really thin thighs, during my mother's second trimester. If you're going to use a smartphone, I recommend a Blackberry. Blackberries are rich in vitamins and antioxidants. Eat less, exercise more, and alter your genetic code with the DNA of thin parents. Great excuses for cheating on your diet $1.00
Tell me more about the Acupuncture Diet. Does it really work? I got a job at the Health Club. I fry bacon in the back room so it smells like clients are burning fat! I had fun, fun, fun till my doctor took the T-bone awaaaaaaaay! Of course kids these days are overweight. The backpack adds 30 pounds!

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