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They say kids these days are overweight because we don't get enough vigorous exercise. Maybe we should chew faster!

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What happens when breakfast finds out it's the most important meal of the day. Are you trying to auction your brussels sprouts again? My doctor told me to exercise. It gave me more energy and I got more work done. The more work I did, the more mistakes I made. Then I got fired. That's why I'm suing my doctor. You need to improve your diet. Instead of dandruff, you've got ice cream sprinkles!
Your blood sugar is too high. Step 1: apply Miracle Cellulite Cream to problem areas. Step 2: run 10 miles a day. I was going to get up early to go running, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1. If swimming is so good for you, how come I've never had a goldfish live longer than three weeks?
I always bring Rusty with me. A 10 minute walk equals a 70 minute walk in dog years! Thank you for calling The Yoga Studio. To learn more about the benefits of yoga, press 1 with your pinkie toe and hold it for 20 minutes. My doctor told me to find an activity I like and do it for at least 30 minutes a day. Watching TV is an activity I like! Running is bad for my knees. Not running is bad for everything else!

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