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I should go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I'll become narrow-minded.

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The good news is, you're the healthiest person I've seen all day. The bad news is, you're the healthiest person I've seen all day. No, HDL and LDL were not the robots in Star Wars. I'm a wife, a mother, a daughter, a sister, a cousin, a niece, and an aunt… that's only 23 pounds per woman! If we measure time in dog years, shouldn't we get fed 21 times a day?
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