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The Grim Reaper is all bone and no muscle. I don't have to be in great shape to outrun him! You can still enjoy a cocktail before dinner. Have you ever tried a fish oil martini? Your belly button never does that? I try to eat healthy. I never sprinkle salt on ice cream, I only eat decaffeinated pizza and my beer is 100% fat-free.
You know you're a SparkPeople member when you introduce yourself as your SparkPeople username! Okay, but each pound counts as a separate wish! I think diabetes is affecting my eyesight. I have trouble seeing the consequences of poor food choices. Don't tell me to improve my diet. I ate a carrot once and nothing happened!
A SparkPoint a day keeps my cravings away! Hounds used to find things using their sense of smell, but now I use a search tool called Google Nose! I only lost one pound before I quit my diet. But if I can do that 50 times, I'll lose 50 pounds! If the middle class is shrinking, why do I have to keep buying bigger pants?

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