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I can't change my height. I can't change my eye color. I can't change the size of my feet. What makes you think I can change my weight?

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No, I don't know if the Gingerbread man was gluten-free There's a thin person inside me screaming to get out. Can you prescribe something to sedate him so I can hear my TV programs? How many packs of gum would I need to chew to burn as many calories as two miles of jogging? Dinosaurs didn't smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, or eat junk food… and where are they now!?
Obesity is a symptom of modern technology. Your mouth has a broadband connection to the nutrition superhighway. My diet says I can have 1800 calories per day. It doesn't say anything about NIGHT! This magazine says we can lose 50 pounds in a week by eating chocolate cake three times a day. Finally, a diet that makes sense! You know it's time to improve your diet when you get carpal tunnel from dipping french fries in ketchup!
To prevent a heart attack, take one aspirin every day. Take it out for a run, then take it to the gym, then take it for a bike ride… After I lose 20 pounds, I'm moving to a new apartment. When my weight comes back, it won't know where to find me! To keep my computer healthy, I download five digital fruits and vegetables every day. My belly is a vital part of my 401 (k) plan. I may have to live off this fat when I retire!

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