SparkPeople Funnies

They say kids these days are overweight because we don't get enough vigorous exercise. Maybe we should chew faster!

‹ Featured Cartoon

Click the image to view, print, share and comment on today's cartoon!

See the Cartoon

More Health and Weight Loss Cartoons

Every time I go on a diet, I lose my mind. Unfortunately, it doesn't weigh very much! I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink as much chocolate milk as my stomach will hold, eat handfuls of sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear squealing like a monkey. I did a 30-0minute workout today: 15 minutes looking for my sneakers, 10 minutes looking for my sweat pants and 5 minutes on the treadmill. Lose some weight, quit smoking, move around more, and eat the carrot. You've got a Hi-Def, surround-sound home theater system, Blu-ray player, satellite TV with 500 channels… and you'd rather watch me chase a stick???
The only diet shake I recommend is the shake your booty makes when you exercise. Of course your arteries are clear. For 25 years, I've been adding a drop of drain cleaner to your morning coffee. A vegetarian diet is good for stress. If you crunch loud enough, you can't hear your kids bicker during dinner. LDL stands for Lousy Darn Lipos and HDL stands for Hunky Dory Lipos. Welcome to the Weight Loss Forum. To lose one pound, double-click your mouse six million times.
I started bicycling to help me get in shape, but swallowing all those bugs made me gain weight! I don't understand how I got so fat! Doesn't tail wagging count as cardio?

More Cartoons: (364 total)
[18]