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You need to incorporate some stretching into your fitness routine, so I glued all of your snacks to the ceiling!

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There was a time when I had to actually EAT the chocolate before it went straight to my hips! Come on wheel, I worked really hard today, give me big SparkPoints! So, how do I cash all these SparkPoints in for real prizes? If you are what you eat, maybe pizza will give you more pizzazz! If hopping burns more calories than walking, and it helps you eat more salad, then OK, I approve of the Bunny Suit Diet.
Just a salad for me. A vanilla ice cream salad with hot fudge dressing and marshmallow croutons. My therapy is quite simple: I wag my tail and lick your face until you feel good about yourself again. It's easy to snack healthy at work! I get Vitamin C from coffee, Vitamin D from donuts, Vitamin B from bagels... Stop resting in peace and start getting some exercise! Every restaurant has a computer these days. See if the chef has software to compress a 1000 calorie meal into a 200 calorie meal.
The round bits taste like circles, the square bits taste like squares, and the triangular bits taste like triangles. I can't drink alcohol on my low-carb diet. I'll just have a couple shots of gravy with a twist of bacon.

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