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SparkPeople Funnies

Will work for low calorie, all natural, locally grown, gluten free, whole food with minimal packaging.

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I started bicycling to help me get in shape, but swallowing all those bugs made me gain weight! I don't understand how I got so fat! Doesn't tail wagging count as cardio? If you are what you eat, I'd rather be thin like a French fry than round like a head of lettuce! I joined a weight-loss support group. We meet once a week and talk each other out of dieting.
I'm on the Pasta Diet. I walk pasta donut shop without stopping, I walk pasta pizza place without stopping… Actually, I wouldn't mind if someone stole 25 pounds of my identity. Cellulite doesn't pay rent to live on my thighs, so I'm getting a court order to have mine evicted! The handle on your recliner does not count as an exercise machine.
Yes, I won the SparkTrophy. But I have yet to RECEIVE my trophy! You know you are a SparkPeople member when you drink 9 cups of water a day just to see the water cup overflow. Your blood sugar is high, but your salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard and grated cheese levels are fine. My doctor says I'm a Type 8 diabetic… that's a Type 2 with four times more excuses for not exercising.

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