Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.

SparkPeople Funnies

I should go on a diet, but I'm afraid my brain will get thinner and I'll become narrow-minded.

‹ Featured Cartoon

Click the image to view, print, share and comment on today's cartoon!

See the Cartoon
Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.

More Health and Weight Loss Cartoons

Actually, I wouldn't mind if someone stole 25 pounds of my identity. Cellulite doesn't pay rent to live on my thighs, so I'm getting a court order to have mine evicted! The handle on your recliner does not count as an exercise machine. Yes, I won the SparkTrophy. But I have yet to RECEIVE my trophy!
You know you are a SparkPeople member when you drink 9 cups of water a day just to see the water cup overflow. Your blood sugar is high, but your salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard and grated cheese levels are fine. My doctor says I'm a Type 8 diabetic… that's a Type 2 with four times more excuses for not exercising. My lawyer is helping me lose weight. My stomach is suing my mouth.
Why am I so happy? I won a bonus spin on the SparkPoints wheel this morning! I try to eat healthy. I never sprinkle salt on ice cream, I only eat decaffeinated pizza and my beer is 100% fat-free. I'm free-range, but I still feel caged in by my doubts and fears. You have Type 3 Diabetes. Too much artificial sweetener in your blood!

More Cartoons: (364 total)
[14]