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They say kids these days are overweight because we don't get enough vigorous exercise. Maybe we should chew faster!

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Unfortunately, I have one pair of running shoes and sixteen pairs of eating shoes! If you consider the wind-chill factor, adjust for inflation, and score on a curve, I only weigh 98 pounds! I don't count calories or carbs. Dieting is hard enough without math! Go home and let your dog lick your face. Dog saliva is the most effective antidepressant you can get without a prescription. Tobacco is a green, leafy plant… but a cigarette does not count as a salad!
Why does it take 6 weeks to lose 5 pounds, but only 1 day to gain it all back? This treadmill is so high-tech, you burn 100 calories just selecting your workout program! Don't slice the pizza. My diet says I'm only allowed to eat one piece! You have a rare condition called 'good health'. Frankly, I'm not sure how to treat it. Our diet special is a fresh garden salad served in burger, shake and fry containers.
If you'd like a healthy alternative, we can wrap your cheeseburger, fries and fruit pie in a low-fat tortilla. The reason for my weight gain is obvious-- humans are evolving into a larger species!

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