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Snow White was poisoned by an apple, Jack found a giant in his beanstalk, and look what happened to Alice when she ate the mushroom! And you wonder why I won't eat fruit and vegetables?!

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I'd like a garden salad, some fresh fruit and a slice of tofu carefully arranged to look like a cheeseburger, shake and fries. I'm having trouble finding a good exercise partner. Tom Selleck, Brat Pitt and George Clooney all have unlisted phone numbers! Swimming isn't enough. Our veterinarian says we also have to pump iron three times a week! I love crawling, but like most forms of cardio, it's murder on the knees! Don't worry about burning the calories-- that's already been done!
Your thighs are so thin! What's your secret? Yoga? Pilates? Cardio? Liposuction? Eat less, exercise more, and alter your genetic code with the DNA of thin parents. Are you trying to auction your brussels sprouts again? Unfortunately, I have one pair of running shoes and sixteen pairs of eating shoes! If you consider the wind-chill factor, adjust for inflation, and score on a curve, I only weigh 98 pounds!
I don't count calories or carbs. Dieting is hard enough without math! Go home and let your dog lick your face. Dog saliva is the most effective antidepressant you can get without a prescription.

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