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I can't change my height. I can't change my eye color. I can't change the size of my feet. What makes you think I can change my weight?

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If walking makes your legs thinner and sit-ups make your waist thinner, how come chewing doesn't make my face thinner? Tell me more about the Acupuncture Diet. Does it really work? What's wrong with eating donuts to cure obesity? Don't you believe in alternative medicine? Spend more time outside with your dog. Teach him how to throw a stick for you to chase.
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