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4/6/07 10:09 P
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The prince knew she had caught her tail when she disappeared up her own backside & that was the end of that.
The Prince was very pleased to be shot of an idiot like Trixie who spent her time chasing monkeys in the loo & her own tail.
(Someone else can start the next story)...LOL
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RUNNING2HEALTH
4/6/07 9:57 P
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| began running in a continuous circle like a dog chasing its tail...
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JENNIFER2LUZLBS
4/6/07 9:39 P
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| I drank bottled water you are the one that drank from the tap. That was when she...
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loo. Oh my god thought Trixie, monkeys in the loo?? And I thought it was the wall paper!!!
She quickly let her husband Prince know of the dire warning. He simply scoffed & said....
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| cause the drinker of said water to see monkeys everywhere. Even in the...
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JENNIFER2LUZLBS
4/6/07 5:33 P
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| It was a note warning the guest from drinking the water because it was known to...
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| The prince looked at her in embarassment, and apologized for being so forward on such short aquaintance. "I've always had this freakishly long forehead, dear...it's really my only flaw." Trixie sighed in relief and noticed that something had been slipped under the door during the night; what on earth could it be??
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"Phew'.... she breathed "what a horrible nightmare, thank goodness that did not really happen"
Or did it..... she was more than a little concerned when she noticed her Prince licking his own forehead.
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JENNIFER2LUZLBS
4/6/07 1:07 A
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| and thought am I actually asleep and I will wake up very soon or all my subjects going to be violent alien frogs, what will I...
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RUNNING2HEALTH
4/6/07 1:05 A
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| Then right before she hit the ground, she woke up and realized it was all a dream!
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"stop being a silly little fly-woman & start dodging that loooong tongue or you will get into more trouble than you can imagine".
Trixie pouted & stormed & raged round the room until she fell out the window. As she was falling she wonder where she would fly to & if she might escape the crazy life she was caught up in............
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| When the mirror had stopped laughing so hard at poor Trixie's predicament, it gave her the best advice she'd ever heard. "Trixie, you just have to..."
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JENNIFER2LUZLBS
4/6/07 12:57 A
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| mirror mirror on the wall what the _____ was the pill i took last night..
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SUG@RPANTS
4/6/07 12:55 A
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Poor Trixie.... she did not know what to think. How could such a wonderful person suddenly turn from being a prince to an alien, a convicted rapist or a serial killer????
She went to her magic mirror to ask how this could happen. The mirror replied........
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RUNNING2HEALTH
4/6/07 12:53 A
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| wow look how different it can turn from different peoples perspectives. LOL!
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RUNNING2HEALTH
4/6/07 12:52 A
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| convicted rapist. He was also suspected of being a serial killer in 1993, but there wasn't enough evidence to convict him. "thats too bad Trixie" said her friend Sally, "but thats what happens when stupid girls think they are marrying a prince!"
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| he didn't know that she was only a woman by night!! By day, she was a tasty little FLY...which placed her in mortal danger! How could this have happened? What could she do? The clock was inexorably moving toward dawn, when she would assume her REAL shape...
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JENNIFER2LUZLBS
4/6/07 12:49 A
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| he was a frog that she had kissed while sleepwalking but unfortunately....
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SUG@RPANTS
4/6/07 12:45 A
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Hi Laurie.... yes I have to agree with on that about only posting your addition rather than copying & pasting the whole story......
Okey dokey..... here goes.........
There was once a little girl called Trixie. She lived in a small country town but vowed that she be out of this dump as soon as possible.
Before she hit adulthood, she met & married a Prince... not knowing he was in fact a.......
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ROFLOL...!!
I think we'll call that the end of this story (VERY entertaining, ladies!!) and try revising the idea slightly...I think it really would be easier to read if each person just posts their own part. This poor thread got really looooooooooooooong really quickly!!
So, Sharyn, since I see you're online, how about starting a new story?? :o)
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SUG@RPANTS
4/5/07 11:49 P
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Evelyn had a real problem; her hamburger had too many pickles on it. While she loved pickles they did NOT care for her, so she had only one choice pickle-wise, she was going to have to...
get out her trusty-dusty nut pick to spear those offending former cucumbers to remove them from her ground beef. Easy enough, right? Ahhhhh, but what to do about the pickle juice staining the bun? After thinking for a moment, Evelyn decided to...
not eat that half, just the non-pickled side. She was enjoying her cuke-free burger when there was a loud noise in the other room; she went to investigate and, much to her horror, discovered...
that the discarded pickle had come to life & was threating to stomp all over Evelyn unless she explained her reasons for removing the pickle from her burger. So she very quickly let it know about her allergies to pickles but the animated pickle simply said...
"Poppykosh!!!" Evelyn was quite taken aback - not only was the pickle ALIVE but it was RUDE, to boot!! She grabbed an umbrella that was sitting nearby and shouted "en garde!" to the vile ex-cucumber. "WAIT!!" the pickle screeched, "Poppykosh is a certain cure for Picklallergy!", to which Evelyn replied...
A CURE???? A real cure for an allergy??? Evelyn was totally flabbergasted. Shae had been so many doctors in an effort to find cures but none could help her & here was a cucumber telling her that he had a cure.
"So" she eagerly asked..... "where do I find this Poppykosh"?
The pickle looked at her & said "in the Land of Cucumbers, of course". It is a place where we are able to live in peace & harmony & where there are no humans trying to soak us in brine or eat us.
"Ha"!!!! exclaimed Evelyn...."So how do I get there"??
With this the lively pickle did a little jig & said "Just follow me".
So off they went to the Land of Cucumbers where they found.....
That the entire crop of cucumbers was being threatend by an infestation of demented cockroaches. What do we do? cried Evelyn! The pickle looked dazed, shook his head and said...
"Well there goes the cucmbers for this season. Just as well we don't depend ob\n them for the Poppykosh."
"What"? asked Evelyn, totally stunned. "What do you use to make it then"?
"Ha ha" said the pickle..... "I thought you would never ask. We use cockroach dung after they have eaten the cucumber".
Evelyn fainted!!!!!
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RUNNING2HEALTH
4/5/07 11:41 P
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Evelyn had a real problem; her hamburger had too many pickles on it. While she loved pickles they did NOT care for her, so she had only one choice pickle-wise, she was going to have to...
get out her trusty-dusty nut pick to spear those offending former cucumbers to remove them from her ground beef. Easy enough, right? Ahhhhh, but what to do about the pickle juice staining the bun? After thinking for a moment, Evelyn decided to...
not eat that half, just the non-pickled side. She was enjoying her cuke-free burger when there was a loud noise in the other room; she went to investigate and, much to her horror, discovered...
that the discarded pickle had come to life & was threating to stomp all over Evelyn unless she explained her reasons for removing the pickle from her burger. So she very quickly let it know about her allergies to pickles but the animated pickle simply said...
"Poppykosh!!!" Evelyn was quite taken aback - not only was the pickle ALIVE but it was RUDE, to boot!! She grabbed an umbrella that was sitting nearby and shouted "en garde!" to the vile ex-cucumber. "WAIT!!" the pickle screeched, "Poppykosh is a certain cure for Picklallergy!", to which Evelyn replied...
A CURE???? A real cure for an allergy??? Evelyn was totally flabbergasted. Shae had been so many doctors in an effort to find cures but none could help her & here was a cucumber telling her that he had a cure.
"So" she eagerly asked..... "where do I find this Poppykosh"?
The pickle looked at her & said "in the Land of Cucumbers, of course". It is a place where we are able to live in peace & harmony & where there are no humans trying to soak us in brine or eat us.
"Ha"!!!! exclaimed Evelyn...."So how do I get there"??
With this the lively pickle did a little jig & said "Just follow me".
So off they went to the Land of Cucumbers where they found.....
That the entire crop of cucumbers was being threatend by an infestation of demented cockroaches. What do we do? cried Evelyn! The pickle looked dazed, shook his head and said...
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Evelyn had a real problem; her hamburger had too many pickles on it. While she loved pickles they did NOT care for her, so she had only one choice pickle-wise, she was going to have to...
get out her trusty-dusty nut pick to spear those offending former cucumbers to remove them from her ground beef. Easy enough, right? Ahhhhh, but what to do about the pickle juice staining the bun? After thinking for a moment, Evelyn decided to...
not eat that half, just the non-pickled side. She was enjoying her cuke-free burger when there was a loud noise in the other room; she went to investigate and, much to her horror, discovered...
that the discarded pickle had come to life & was threating to stomp all over Evelyn unless she explained her reasons for removing the pickle from her burger. So she very quickly let it know about her allergies to pickles but the animated pickle simply said...
"Poppykosh!!!" Evelyn was quite taken aback - not only was the pickle ALIVE but it was RUDE, to boot!! She grabbed an umbrella that was sitting nearby and shouted "en garde!" to the vile ex-cucumber. "WAIT!!" the pickle screeched, "Poppykosh is a certain cure for Picklallergy!", to which Evelyn replied...
A CURE???? A real cure for an allergy??? Evelyn was totally flabbergasted. Shae had been so many doctors in an effort to find cures but none could help her & here was a cucumber telling her that he had a cure.
"So" she eagerly asked..... "where do I find this Poppykosh"?
The pickle looked at her & said "in the Land of Cucumbers, of course". It is a place where we are able to live in peace & harmony & where there are no humans trying to soak us in brine or eat us.
"Ha"!!!! exclaimed Evelyn...."So how do I get there"??
With this the lively pickle did a little jig & said "Just follow me".
So off they went to the Land of Cucumbers where they found.....
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Evelyn had a real problem; her hamburger had too many pickles on it. While she loved pickles they did NOT care for her, so she had only one choice pickle-wise, she was going to have to...
get out her trusty-dusty nut pick to spear those offending former cucumbers to remove them from her ground beef. Easy enough, right? Ahhhhh, but what to do about the pickle juice staining the bun? After thinking for a moment, Evelyn decided to...
not eat that half, just the non-pickled side. She was enjoying her cuke-free burger when there was a loud noise in the other room; she went to investigate and, much to her horror, discovered...
that the discarded pickle had come to life & was threating to stomp all over Evelyn unless she explained her reasons for removing the pickle from her burger. So she very quickly let it know about her allergies to pickles but the animated pickle simply said...
"Poppykosh!!!" Evelyn was quite taken aback - not only was the pickle ALIVE but it was RUDE, to boot!! She grabbed an umbrella that was sitting nearby and shouted "en garde!" to the vile ex-cucumber. "WAIT!!" the pickle screeched, "Poppykosh is a certain cure for Picklallergy!", to which Evelyn replied...
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Evelyn had a real problem; her hamburger had too many pickles on it. While she loved pickles they did NOT care for her, so she had only one choice pickle-wise, she was going to have to...
get out her trusty-dusty nut pick to spear those offending former cucumbers to remove them from her ground beef. Easy enough, right? Ahhhhh, but what to do about the pickle juice staining the bun? After thinking for a moment, Evelyn decided to...
not eat that half, just the non-pickled side. She was enjoying her cuke-free burger when there was a loud noise in the other room; she went to investigate and, much to her horror, discovered...
that the discarded pickle had come to life & was threating to stomp all over Evelyn unless she explained her reasons for removing the pickle from her burger. So she very quickly let it know about her allergies to pickles but the animated pickle simply said.....
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Evelyn had a real problem; her hamburger had too many pickles on it. While she loved pickles they did NOT care for her, so she had only one choice pickle-wise, she was going to have to...
get out her trusty-dusty nut pick to spear those offending former cucumbers to remove them from her ground beef. Easy enough, right? Ahhhhh, but what to do about the pickle juice staining the bun? After thinking for a moment, Evelyn decided to...
not eat that half, just the non-pickled side. She was enjoying her cuke-free burger when there was a loud noise in the other room; she went to investigate and, much to her horror, discovered...
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SOMEWHATAMUSING
4/5/07 5:10 P
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Evelyn had real problem; her hamburger had too many pickles on it. While she loved pickles they did NOT care for her, so she had only one choice pickle-wise, she was going to have to...
get out her trusty-dusty nut pick to spear those offending former cucumbers to remove them from her ground beef. Easy enough, right? Ahhhhh, but what to do about the pickle juice staining the bun? After thinking for a moment, Evelyn decided to.....
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| Evelyn had real problem; her hamburger had too many pickles on it. While she loved pickles they did NOT care for her, so she had only one choice pickle-wise, she was going to have to...
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Each person posts 1 (or several) sentences in an ongoing story, picking up where the last person left off (nothing too long, though, as someone else might sneak in a post ahead of you!). Something like this, maybe:
Person 1: It was a dark and stormy night. Elizabeth jumped when the shutter slammed into window for the fourth time, almost spilling her tea. Suddenly...
Person 2: It was a dark and stormy night. Elizabeth jumped when the shutter slammed into window for the fourth time, almost spilling her tea. Suddenly a spider ran across her foot and she DID spill her tea, all over the papers she was...
Person 3: It was a dark and stormy night. Elizabeth jumped when the shutter slammed into window for the fourth time, almost spilling her tea. Suddenly a spider ran across her foot and she DID spill her tea, all over the papers she was cutting out for the ransom note!! She leaped to her feet and...
Hopefully you get the idea...there are a couple of similar ideas already on the game thread - but I'd rather write a whole sentence (or 3!) than just one word at a time. I also like to see the complete story in each post (vs. another thread you have to read one post at a time - too easy to lose your place!!)
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